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‘This is not America First’: Republicans Oppose Trump’s War Against Iran

By Mar 2nd
Donald Trump goes on a long rant about his own party members because they vote ‘against everything’

By Jan 14th
‘Extrajudicial killings’: Rand Paul accuses Trump of turning the U.S. into authoritarian regimes like China and Iran after his boat strikes

By Oct 27th
‘They are afraid’: Rand Paul thrashes fellow Republicans for not having the ‘guts’ to stand up against Trump in fear of being ostracized

By Oct 27th
‘Doesn’t require kneeling’: Donald Trump left Rand Paul out of his Rose Garden luncheon, but he chose a better table

By Oct 22nd
Senate votes to revoke Canada tariffs as a handful of Republicans take a stand against Trump

By Apr 3rd
‘Nothing’s impossible’: A Republican senator wants Elon Musk to be the new Speaker of the House

By Dec 20th
Rand Paul Was a No-Show for Debate, Chose To Release a Dog-Whistling Attack Ad Instead

By Oct 6th
Wow, Rand Paul Found a Way To Try To Make Ketanji Brown Jackson’s SCOTUS Confirmation About Him

By Apr 7th
Rand Paul Just Disclosed That His Wife Bought Stock in COVID-19 Drug

By Aug 12th
Sen. Rand Paul Again Destroyed by Dr. Fauci’s Testimony and It’s What He Deserves

By Jul 20th
Why Does Rand Paul Keep Trying To Come for Dr. Fauci? It Never Goes Well for Him.

By Mar 19th
Watch Dr. Fauci Very Politely Lose It on Sen. Rand Paul

By Sep 23rd
Twitter Responds to Rand Paul Allegedly Subpoenaing Antifa

By Sep 1st
Senator Rand Paul Lets His Imagination Run Wild, Claims He Was “Attacked” by a “Crazed Mob” After RNC

By Aug 28th
Rand Paul, Who Delayed a Bill for COVID-19 Relief, Announces He Has the Virus

By Mar 22nd
Rand Paul Is Really Mad He Couldn’t Use the Impeachment Trial to Out the Whistleblower

By Jan 30th
Rand Paul Is the Latest Republican to Abandon All His Values for Some Applause at a Trump Rally

By Nov 5th
Kentucky Congressmen Won’t Show Up To Town Halls, So Their Constituents Replaced Them With Literal Empty Suits

By Mar 18th