This Twitter thread was written back in January, but its thoughtful take on punching Nazis is more relevant than ever in light of the events in Charlottesville.Read More
The story of one lame rock band—oh, wait. Wrong Creed.
Normally, this movie wouldn't have enough super powers, space flight, or time travel to get us interested, but it has plenty of Michael B. Jordan. That'll do.Read More
I thought that's what God made pillows for?
Your face? That wasn't made for smiling. Your hands? Not for holding! Research published today says our species has a more violent past than previously thought, to the extent that our ancestors' faces were made to be punched.Read More
Say it ain't so, Spidey! Say it ain't so! Police say 35-year-old Philip Williams was arrested yesterday for punching a woman in Times Square. Why does that concern us? He was dressed as Spider-Man when he did it. Between J. Jonah Jameson and Dan Slott, Spidey's been getting all the bad press he can handle right now. This is the last thing old webhead needs right now.Read More
Depressing New Study Finds That Human Hands Evolved for Punching, Not Playing Flute or Giving Back Rubs