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Someone Call PETA: Mario Is Torturing Animals Again in Realistic Mario

By Jun 4th
Our Friend Bill Nye Makes It Weird With Pete Holmes on You Made It Weird

By May 28th
Sherlock Is Much Funnier When Sherlock Sucks at Deduction

By May 14th
The Pete Holmes Show’s Street Fighter Red Tape Finally Brings in Guile

By May 2nd
Realistic Mario Is Back to Show You What Happens When You Just Start Dropping Through Random Pipes

By May 2nd
Realistic Mario Reminds You Not to Try Breaking Bricks With Your Head at Home

By Apr 10th
Pete Holmes Has Some Bad News for Ken in Latest Street Fighter: Red Tape Sketch

By Apr 1st
Kumail Nanjiani Plays Dhalsim in Latest Pete Holmes Show “Street Fighter: Red Tape” Sketch

By Mar 26th
Pete Holmes Denies Vega’s Equipment Request in Street Fighter: Red Tape

By Mar 4th
Pete Holmes Grills Ryu Before Street Fighter Tournament in New Sketch

By Feb 18th
Cyclops Is Toast In The Latest “Ex-Men” Short From Pete Holmes

By Dec 29th
Storm Has No Time For Professor X’s Attitude, Is Now Also An “Ex”-Man

By Dec 7th
Rogue’s Inability to Remember Not to Touch Anyone Gets Her Fired from the X-Men [Video]

By Dec 5th
We Were Wrong: Pete Holmes Totally Has the Budget to Fire Nightcrawler

By Nov 29th
Professor X Fires Iceman, His Warpath Continues [Video]

By Nov 22nd
Pete Holmes Has Heard Your Pleas, Fires Jubilee in Latest “Ex-Men” Short [Video]

By Nov 19th
Pete Holmes’ “Ex-Men” Series Tackles The Mutant Conundrum That Is Angel [Video]

By Nov 14th
Professor X Fires Wolverine in New Sketch by Pete Holmes

By Oct 15th
Ben Affleck-As-Batman Stars in Good Will Hunting [VIDEO]

By Sep 12th