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Dozens of New Sealed Mummies Have Just Been Discovered! Let’s Open Them. What Could Go Wrong!

By Sep 23rd
Taxidermist Recreates Face of 2,500-Year-Old, Heavily-Tatted Siberian Ice Princess

By Jan 29th
Pre-Raphaelite Painters Used Ground up Humans and Cats to Make “Mummy Brown”

By Apr 3rd
Comedian Hannibal Buress Just Got a Bunch of People To Wrap Themselves in Toilet Paper on Twitter

By Mar 28th
Egyptian Cats Domesticated 2,000 Years Earlier Than We Thought, According To These Kitten Bones

By Mar 17th
Contrary to Popular Belief, Lake Natron Does Not Instantly Turn Birds To Stone

By Oct 3rd
Child Finds Mummy In Attic, Accompanying Canopic Jars Only Maybe Cursed

By Aug 7th
Remains of Hugo Chávez to Be Displayed Permanently, Because That’s Not Creepy

By Mar 8th
Dark Age Mummy Shows Unexpected Advances in Biology, Serious Lobotomy

By Mar 5th
2,700 Year Old Egyptian Mummy’s Fake Toe Is World’s First Prosthetic Device, Works Surprisingly Well

By Oct 2nd
Frankenstein’s Mummy Found In Scotland

By Jul 9th
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Tomb of Female Singer in Egypt, First Non-Royal Female

By Jan 16th
Man With Ace Bandage On Head Terrorizes Neighborhood as “Wandering Mummy”

By Jan 10th