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Man With Ace Bandage On Head Terrorizes Neighborhood as “Wandering Mummy”

A suburb of Houston, Texas has itself on odd little problem: some guy saw another guy out his front window, and the other guy had an ace bandage wrapped around his head like a mummy.  When the homeowner opened the door, the mummy-man fled.

And now… apparently the whole neighborhood is in a state of terror?

From Local 2 News:

[Jon] Hill said he saw the man in the front yard of his home on Chestnut Falls Drive near Crossvine Trail in Fairfield on Wednesday night and called the police.

“It’s scary not knowing what this man is up to or what he wants,” he said.

Other neighbors said they are also concerned about this man and have notified the police. They said he’s been spotted on more than one occasion.

“It’s creepy, especially since he’s here in the neighborhood with the kids and stuff,” resident Steven Scheiffele said.

Right.  …and stuff.

For the love of god somebody get those kids in the Mystery Machine.

After all, it might not be a mummy.  It could be the invisible man.  For more wtf, watch the video from the local NBC affiliate.

(via io9.)

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