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After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘Flex pricing?’: Walmart shopper notices Great Value milk has a ‘manager’s special’ price. Then he takes a closer look at the discount

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Nov 1st
The 10 Best Biopics of All Time

By Sarah Fimm Oct 8th
The 10 Best Historical Films of the 21st Century

By Sarah Fimm Oct 6th
‘Run don’t walk!’: Georgia Walmart customer finds $0.92 gallon of milk. Why is it so cheap?

By Nina Hernandez Sep 19th
‘New Costco fear unlocked’: Texas woman buys 3-pack of milk from Costco. Then she notices something off about the packaging

By Melody Heald Jul 26th
“Got Milk?” Slogan Changed To “Milk Life,” Tupac Rolls Over In His Grave

By Carolyn Cox Feb 25th
Milk Really Does A Body Good, Contains a Cancer-Killing Peptide

By Sam Maggs Nov 9th
Physiologist Proposes Theory of Milk-Making Dinosaurs

By Ian Chant Feb 11th
The Reason Why Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Apocalypse Milk

By Glen Tickle Nov 19th
Guy Attempts to Survive Solely on His Wife's Breast Milk

By James Plafke Sep 22nd
This is What Happens When You Run Out of Milk in Japan [Video]

By James Plafke Aug 22nd
Ever Wonder What Bursting Balloons Full of Milk Look Like?

By Max Eddy Jul 31st
Bowl Separates Milk, Cereal to Avoid Sogginess

By Robert Quigley Apr 12th
Facebook’s Verified Login Sure Asks Some Strange Questions

By Robert Quigley Mar 17th
Smart Milk Jug Stops Sour Milk Cold with pH Detector

By Robert Quigley Mar 30th