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Social Media Turns on Meta’s Pervert Glasses: “No Reason for These to Exist”

By Mar 4th
If Jesse Eisenberg isn’t Mark Zuckerberg, you can keep ‘The Social Network Part II’

By Jul 31st
Billionaires pummelled as Trump tariff chaos annihilates stock market

By Apr 4th
Bask in the schadenfreude as the billionaires who got Donald Trump elected lose more than $200 billion

By Mar 11th
‘Sewer of hatred and misinformation’: John Oliver digs at Facebook’s new policy on content moderation

By Feb 25th
Meta under fire for shadow-banning Democratic politicians and news, auto-following Trump

By Jan 21st
‘Masculine energy is good’: A social media mogul wants more masculinity in modern workplaces

By Jan 17th
‘PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT’: Trump’s rage over Mark Zuckerberg unsurprisingly forgotten after dinner together

By Dec 4th
What Reaction Was Mark Zuckerberg Expecting With This Post About His Fancy Cows?

By Jan 10th
Mark Zuckerberg’s Twitter Killer Is Doing at Least One Thing Right

By Jul 11th
You’d Better Be REALLY Sure You Want the Threads App Before Downloading

By Jul 6th
Elon Musk’s Mom Won’t Let Him Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg After All

By Jun 27th
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Plan Cage Fight Instead of Solving World Hunger or Something

By Jun 22nd
Mark Zuckerberg Saw Elon Musk Ruining Twitter and Said ‘Hold My Beer’

By Feb 21st
2022 Was the (Hopefully Last) Year of the Rich Fake-Genius

By Dec 31st
Internet Dunks on Facebook for Prioritizing “Meta” Virtual Reality Rebranding Over Safety

By Oct 29th
Things We Saw Today: Facebook Ignores Problems, Rebrands Itself as “Meta”

By Oct 28th
Mark Zuckerberg Insists Facebook Is Just Great, Despite All Evidence to the Contrary

By Oct 6th
Mark Zuckerberg Changed Facebook Policies To Go Easy on Hatemonger Alex Jones

By Feb 21st
City Officials Condemn Naming City Hospital After Mega Donor Mark Zuckerberg

By Dec 17th