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The Women of Congress Handed Mark Zuckerberg His Own Butt Yesterday

By Vivian KaneOct 24th
Leaked Audio of Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Complaining About Elizabeth Warren Is Basically a Campaign Ad for Her

By Vivian KaneOct 1st
Facebook Gives Netflix and Spotify Access to Private Messages in Latest Privacy Breach

By Chelsea SteinerDec 19th
Facebook Wants Your Nude Pics in an Effort to Protect You From Revenge Porn

By Chelsea SteinerMay 24th
Everyone Is Dunking on Mark Zuckerberg About His Facebook Congressional Hearing

By Dan Van WinkleApr 11th
Mark Zuckerberg Whitesplains Diversity to Black College Students in North Carolina

By Teresa JusinoMar 17th
Facebook Users Shared More Fake News Than Real News In the Run-Up to the U.S. Election

By Maddy MyersNov 17th
Robert Downey Jr. Volunteers as Tribute, Wants to Voice Mark Zuckerberg’s Artificial Intelligence

By Jessica LachenalOct 14th
Facebook’s News Algorithm Woes Continue; Mark Zuckerberg Insists They’re “Not a Media Company”

By Maddy MyersAug 29th
Things We Saw Today: Would You Like to Get a Massage From This Cat?

By Maddy MyersJun 5th
Mark Zuckerberg Meets with Leading Conservatives to Refute Claims of Facebook’s Political Bias

By Maddy MyersMay 16th
Facebook Employees Want to Stop Trump, Perhaps By Hiding Posts About Him. They Can Do That?

By Maddy MyersApr 15th
April Fools’ Day Fashion: Hot Topic Does Golden Girls, Mark Zuckerberg Does H&M, and More

By Maddy MyersApr 1st
Facebook Employees Have Allegedly Been Crossing Out “Black Lives Matter” on the Company Signature Board

By Jessica LachenalFeb 25th
Mark Zuckerberg Stands up for Women After Facebook User Says Girls Should “Date the Nerd”

By Carolyn CoxJan 4th
The Force is Strong With the Littlest Zuckerberg

By Teresa JusinoDec 18th
Facebook Finally Giving Us the Dislike Button We’ve Been Waiting For

By Teresa JusinoSep 15th
Come On, Facebook: Feminista Jones Is Real

By Maddy MyersJul 31st
Mark Zuckerberg Will Bring Internet to Developing Countries by Assembling Skynet’s Drone Fleet

By Dan Van WinkleMar 4th
Mark Zuckerberg And His Plan To Bring Free Internet To The World

By Ashley BhehaspatFeb 24th