Jonathan Wright, Author at The Mary Sue

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Stories by Jonathan Wright

Economy savior Donald Trump causes federal firings to increase an eye-watering 41,311% over his first 2 months

By Mar 14th
Trump’s FBI considers criminal charges for climate change groups, and not even Habitat for Humanity is safe

By Mar 13th
‘Just say thank you’: Team Trump is now trying to pull a Zelenskyy on Ontario Premier Doug Ford

By Mar 13th
Donald Trump spirals into another Truth tantrum, dragging the EU, Canada, and ‘stupid trade’ in the U.S.

By Mar 13th
‘The Wheel of Time’ season 3: Release schedule, cast, plot, and more

By Mar 12th
Fresh off her latest burger binge, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants you to know she thinks all Ukrainians sell human kidneys

By Mar 12th
Trump dons his car dealer cap to release Tesla infomercial for the richest man on the planet

By Mar 12th
‘It will be read about in history books’: Trump threatens to destroy Canada’s economy if it doesn’t fall in line

By Mar 11th
Bask in the schadenfreude as the billionaires who got Donald Trump elected lose more than $200 billion

By Mar 11th
Donald Trump, 78, says Dems are in decline, yet he still doesn’t know how apostrophes work

By Mar 10th