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‘We’re officially in the upside down’: Mike Johnson says Marco Rubio was making a ‘joke’ when he said he would infiltrate Greenland

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 9th
Welp! Trump is lying again, and this time, one of his closest accomplices cannot even save his face

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 7th
Taking over South America?: Marco Rubio hints at Trump’s next target for regime change war after Venezuela

By Kopal Jan 7th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Kopal Jan 4th
‘That’s your characterization’: Israel is walking all over Trump but Marco Rubio swears he negotiated a miracle for Gaza

By Kopal Dec 22nd
Why are we talking about Calibri now?

By Teresia Gray Dec 12th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Kopal Dec 4th
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Kopal Dec 1st
Adam Kinzinger simply cannot after Marco Rubio does his best JD Vance impression for ‘toddler boss’

By Tom Disalvo Mar 12th
‘It’s always been his plan’: Trump’s resurfaced debate with Marco Rubio confirms his ongoing intentions for Palestine

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 6th
‘Competent white men must be in charge’: A controversial Trump hire sparks outrage over racist, misogynistic Tweet

By Shannon Cudd Feb 4th
The LA Dodgers Are Really Sorry They Listened To Marco Rubio

By Kate Hudson May 23rd
Marco Rubio, Do You Really Have Nothing To Do Except Ban TikTok? An Open Letter From a Concerned Karen

By Sarah Fimm Dec 13th
Marco Rubio Gets Roasted for Tweet Mocking DNC Host Eva Longoria

By Chelsea Steiner Aug 18th
Marco Rubio Continues to Be an Absolute Garbage Person

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 31st
Florida Man Posts Bizarre Video Rant About Marxism, Is Still Somehow a Sitting Senator

By Jessica Mason Feb 24th
Marco Rubio Tries to Tone Police Capital Gazette Shooting Survivor, Gets Roundly Shamed by Social Media

By Chelsea Steiner Jun 29th
John Oliver Explains Why We Should All Be Worried About the Recent U.S. Airstrike Against Syria

By Teresa Jusino Apr 10th
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 27th
Marco Rubio Declines To Say How Old He Thinks The Earth Is — Declares He Is “Not A Scientist,” Proves He Is A Coward

By Ian Chant Nov 19th