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Harry Potter’s Voldemort Fits a Little Too Well Into the New Beauty and the Beast

Hermione, no!

After her time in the Harry Potter franchise, Emma Watson is no stranger to dealing with magical beasts, but a love story with one is a bit different from her past experience. So, of course, the two had to be put together for the comedic effect, resulting in a slightly-too-perfect merging of Voldemort and the new Beauty and the Beast.

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J.K. Rowling Said Voldemort Wasn’t Nearly as Bad as Donald Trump Is Now

The fact that Rowling is (in some small way) defending Voldemort--the Dark Lord, attempted baby killer, bringer of death, murderer of only one half of the Weasley twins--says a hell of a lot.

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Fan Imagines Harry Potter Characters After Voldemort Won

This is just like magic!

Tumblr user Pragmatique has created these gorgeous Harry Potter posters that envision a world where Voldemort had won, including wanted posters for our favorite teen wizards and propoganda posters for Voldemort and the Malfoys. The ladies look especially fierce in their Wanted posters - who would cross Hermione when she looks that tough?!

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North Korea Finds Ancient Unicorn Lair, Because Sure, Why Not

Continuing their proud nation's great tradition of being simultaneously wackier and sadder than all other nations, North Korean archaeologists have announced the discovery of what they claim is the lair of a unicorn. What, you may ask, could lead them to believe they had stumbled on such an incredible find? According to the country's state run news service "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair." I think you'll agree -- pretty hard to argue with evidence like that.

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Rumor of the Day: Voldemort to Face Off Against Mary Poppins in Epic Olympic Duel

Together At Last

Well, this one we didn't expect. In an attempt to show off all the glory that is their Britishness, the open ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics on Friday may just feature a pretty epic battle scene--headlining Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort and the eponymous hero of Mary Poppins. It's a pairing we never knew we always wanted? Possibly? We don't know, we're still pretty flabbergasted by this.

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Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) Reads Erotic Harry Potter Fanfic In His Pajamas

Fangasm

Thank you Andy Cohen, thank you. You made dreams come true last night on on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live! when you coerced Ralph Fiennes to read erotic Harry Potter fanfiction while in his pajamas. I don't know how this happened and I don't care. This now exists. Hit the jump to watch.

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Lord Voldemort Secretly Wishes He Was Gilderoy Lockhart [VIDEO]

This is just like magic!

This trailer for Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7 is named "Game Face" but we see it for what it truly is - Lord Voldemort's secret desire to be more like Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. After all, Lockhart gets all the ladies, Voldemort only gets Bellatrix. God, I can't wait for this game. (via No High Scores)

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Warner Bros Releases Pivotal (Spoilery) Scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Spoilery

We tend to avoid the MTV Movie Awards these days, for fear of being buried in a disturbing amount of  Twilight fanfare and glitzy B-list celebrities. But one arguable perk to the award show is the slew of trailers and exclusive clips it tends to premiere. With Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 a mere month and a half from release (!!!!!), fans everywhere are clamping on to every new trailer, poster, or cast interview they can get their hands on. And it's not for nothing; for many who grew up with Harry, the release of the final film marks the symbolic end of adolescence. But the clip Warner Bros. decided to premiere last night is not just any clip; it's a look at arguably the most important Avada Kedavra ever uttered in the series. For those yet to read the final book (or are simply avoiding important details of the final movie), let this serve as the prerequisite SPOILER ALERT.

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