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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Getting Torched Online for Her Tone-Deaf Luxury Real Estate Pitch, and the Timing Reveals a Massive Lapse in Judgment

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 16th
Gwyneth Paltrow Really Lives on a Different Planet

By D.R. Medlen Oct 19th
Famous Grifting Girlboss Gwyneth Paltrow Uses Fake Goop Ad to Bring Attention to a Real Problem

By Alyssa Shotwell May 13th
Goop’s Vagina Candles Are Exploding, and That’s Honestly Poetic

By Rachel Leishman Jan 19th
Gwyneth Paltrow Invites You Into Her … “Goop Lab“

By Jessica Mason Jan 6th
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop to Pay $145,000 for Pretending That Vagina Eggs Have Medical Benefits When They (Shockingly) Don’t

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 5th
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Finally Hires a Fact-Checker, Still Won’t Talk to Actual Medical Doctors

By Vivian Kane Jul 26th
Stephen Colbert Debuts New Products to Compete With Goop’s Ridiculous Healing Stickers

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 28th
Body Vibes Sorry for Fake NASA Claims, Not Sorry for Bogus Healing Stickers in General

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 23rd
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Hawking Magic Healing Stickers Made From Spacesuits & Yeah, NASA Would Like a Word

By Vivian Kane Jun 22nd
Gwyneth Paltrow Embarrasses Herself By Knowing Nothing About Her Own Company

By Teresa Jusino Jun 6th
Onion Iron Man 2 Spoof: “Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched in the Face”

By Robert Quigley Apr 21st