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This Photorealistic Picture of George Washington Can’t Hurt You

By Sarah Fimm Mar 10th
Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

By Kopal Nov 20th
Donald Trump Reportedly Worried No One Will Remember George Washington, and … What?

By Rachel Leishman Apr 10th
All the Presidents’ Slaves: Bondage Within the White House

By Princess Weekes Feb 19th
After Justice League, Zack Snyder Wants to Make a 300-Style Biopic About George Washington

By Maddy Myers Mar 2nd
220-Year-Old Time Capsule Buried by Paul Revere and Sam Adams Unearthed in Boston; F*** Yeah, ‘Murrica

By Carolyn Cox Jan 12th
Study Shows “Pinocchio” Won’t Help Your Kid Handle The Truth

By Carolyn Cox Jun 18th
Make Love like an Eagle Falling out of the Sky with Endangered Animal Condoms

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 18th
The Digital Public Library of America Brings Digital Artifacts Online

By Glen Tickle Apr 14th
George Washington Becomes America’s Greatest Villain in Assassin’s Creed III DLC

By James Plafke Oct 3rd
Brewing George Washington’s Beer Using His Original Recipe

By Max Eddy May 9th
Dodge Challenger Freedom Commercial Will Make You Weep Proud Tears of Red, White, and Blue

By Robert Quigley Jun 18th