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Things We Saw Today: Samurai Darth Vader

By Jun 15th
Dear British People: Stop Making Fun of Us for Saying “Soccer,” Because You Invented the Word

By Jun 10th
Sir Patrick Stewart & Sir Ian McKellen Are A Little Confused About This Whole Super Bowl Thing

By Jan 31st
Princess The Football-Predicting Camel Has Passed Away, We Might As Well Cancel The Super Bowl

By Jan 17th
Man Plays Soccer for 90 Minutes Without Realizing There’s a Bullet Lodged in His Skull

By Jun 19th
College Football Coach Uses Drone To Get Overhead View of Players, Terrify Other Team

By Apr 21st
Detroit Lions Sign YouTube Sensation as Their New Kicker

By Apr 12th
We Love Playing Games, But Why Do Humans Play At All?

By Mar 24th
Just Add Water: Seattle Seahawks Really Do Play Better at Home in Rain and Snow

By Jan 2nd
ESPN Sportscasters Pack as Many The Princess Bride References Into Their Half-Hour Show as Possible. And it’s Glorious.

By Nov 14th
Erin DiMeglio Might Be the First Girl to Play Quarterback on a Florida Highschool Football Game

By Aug 30th
Exec. Producer of FIFA’s Video Games Says No Women This Year, Will Happen “At Some Point”

By Aug 23rd
Meet Shannon Eastin, the NFL’s First Female Official

By Aug 8th
The Lingerie Football League Video Game Isn’t Just Degrading to Women

By Jun 20th
Things We Saw Today: DC’s Newly Gay Character Looks Like Someone We’ve Met Before

By Jun 1st
George R.R. Martin Nervous About Game Of Thrones Season 2, Not A Fan Of Tebow?

By Mar 23rd
This is What 46,000 Female Turkish Soccer Fans Sound Like

By Sep 21st
Male Football Players Fake Injury Twice as Often as Female Ones

By Jul 7th
Marching Band Creates “Animated” Football Player Stick Figure

By Dec 22nd
Middle School Football Team Pulls Off Made-for-the-Movies Trick Play

By Nov 9th