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Utah woman orders headphones from Costco. Then the Instacart driver messes up spectacularly. Now people are convinced a man’s to blame

By Mar 31st
Woman has both Sams and Costco memberships. Then she gets chased down by a manager: ‘People are staring at me’

By Mar 24th
Server recounts the most chaotic day running a restaurant inside a Costco — then she realizes it was just a nightmare: ‘It never stops’

By Feb 25th
Woman gets ahi tuna from Costco. She really should have read the package first: ‘This is my worst nightmare’

By Feb 7th
‘This is all my fault’: Mom lets her baby rip her Costco receipt, but gets sent to the back room when she tried to leave the store

By Feb 6th
California woman goes to Costco. Then she shows how to check if olive oil is ‘real’: ‘They teach us in culinary school’

By Jan 29th
‘Sir…’: Man picks up Costco birthday cake. Then a worker tells him to microwave it when he serves it

By Jan 25th
‘Why does it look like this?’: Woman buys ‘brand-new’ Blackstone from Costco. Then she unboxes it

By Dec 3rd
‘What the hell is going on here?’: Wisconsin woman opens pantry. Then she notices something weird about Campbell’s soup, Costco Kirkland Tomato Paste

By Nov 24th
‘Rounding up is a scam too’: California Costco customer shares how you may have been tricked if you’ve ever used the trash at the store

By Nov 20th
‘It’s so disrespectful’: Woman shares Costco ‘life hack.’ It backfires spectacularly when people realize it makes workers’ lives worse

By Nov 16th
‘That’s why they sent YOU’: Pennsylvania Instacart shopper picks up Costco order. Then she starts getting dirty looks. Was she set up?

By Nov 13th
‘That girl takes her job too seriously’: New York woman goes to Costco. Then the cashier takes one look at her card—and ‘does her dirty’

By Nov 5th
‘You’re mad at the wrong people’: California man goes to Costco. Then he shames mom for returning kid’s clothing

By Oct 29th
‘I came for bulk snacks, not criminal charges’: Honolulu woman goes through Costco self-checkout. Then a receipt checker intervenes

By Oct 22nd
‘A Italian restaurant in my town sells Costco lasagna’: Midwest shopper goes to Costco. Then she finds the ‘exact’ shrimp tempura that restaurants use

By Oct 18th
‘I pretended to fill up’. New Mexico man finally gets his turn at Costco gas pump. Then he realizes he doesn’t have his membership card on him

By Oct 8th
‘They’re purposely trying to cover up’: Costco shoppers pick up Kirkland Signature Sockeye Salmon. Then they pull back the label

By Oct 6th
‘You’re holding employees hostage’: California shoppers arrive at Costco 12 minutes before close for ‘essentials.’ Then they prove viewers right by picking up Poppi

By Sep 28th
‘Just bring it back’: Woman buys couch from Costco in 2019. 6 years later, she tries to return it

By Sep 6th