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So Long as There Are Porg-Shaped Chocolates in the World, Romance Can Never Die

By Vivian KaneFeb 16th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Teresa JusinoSep 8th
Things We Saw Today: Sailor Moon’s Transformation Scene Works Well on Ice

By Jessica LachenalNov 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Celebrate Easter With This Chocolate Benedict Cumberbunny

By Carly LaneMar 5th
Benedict #Chocobatch Gets Eaten in a UK Shopping Mall

By Teresa JusinoApr 8th
Things We Saw Today: Here is a Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch, What a Time to Be Alive

By Carolyn CoxApr 2nd
Obviously We Are Dead And This Is Heaven, Reese’s Now Comes In Spreadable Form

By Carolyn CoxNov 7th
Thank You, Hera: Science May Have Fixed Nutella’s Supply/Demand Problem

By Carolyn CoxSep 18th
Frequent Misspelling Of “Suites” Prompts Retailer To Offer Solid-Chocolate Bathroom Set

By Carolyn CoxAug 20th
Feast on the Skulls of Your Candy Enemies With Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

By Glen TickleJul 7th
Breaking News: Digestive Biscuits Have Chocolate On The Bottom, Not the Top

By Victoria McNallyMar 28th
Mars Bar Inc. Studying the Life Saving Benefits of “Chocolate Pills”

By Carolyn CoxMar 17th
Things We Saw Today: Peter Catpaldi

By Rebecca PahleFeb 13th
Oompa Loompa Doopity Docolate, Scientists Can Now Authenticate Premium Chocolate

By Glen TickleJan 15th
Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes

By Victoria McNallyJan 9th
Get Your Face, Possibly the Face of Tom Hiddleston, Printed in Chocolate

By Rebecca PahleJan 3rd
Yes, But Are These Chocolates… Organic?

By Rebecca PahleSep 18th
Visual Anatomy’s Collection of Assorted Body Part-Shaped Chocolates Are Fun For the Whole Family

By Victoria McNallySep 16th
Scientists Unravel Chocolate Genome, Scientifically Superior Chocolates in Our Future

By Victoria McNallyJun 3rd
A Chocolate Circuit Board, For When She’s Already Got Enough RAM

By Susana PoloFeb 13th