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Los Angeles woman tries to melt Hershey’s chocolate bar for treat. Then she notices something alarming: ‘We’re not mad enough’

By Rebekah Harding May 7th
Ozempic users are shelling out for something totally unexpected—and the logic behind it is baffling

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 13th
‘OMG’: Los Angeles woman buys European sipping hot chocolate at famous Christmas attraction. Then she realizes it’s Swiss Miss

By Melody Heald Dec 12th
‘Oreos too’: Utah man bites into Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Then he notices something different

By Rebekah Harding Nov 12th
‘I am irritated’: Walmart customer buys Reese’s Halloween candy. Then she bites into it

By Rebekah Harding Sep 8th
‘I feel like I got scammed’: Woman buys a $2 Kit-Kat from a Dollar Store. Then she takes a closer look at the packaging after it tasted weird

By Melody Heald Aug 22nd
‘Really did me dirty’: Minnesota woman orders the new Dubai brownie from Crumbl for her birthday. Then she opens up the container

By Melody Heald Aug 21st
‘I threw ours out just now!’: Woman bites into chocolate-covered raisin from Trader Joe’s. Then she tastes something unexpected

By Sabine Joseph May 13th
So Long as There Are Porg-Shaped Chocolates in the World, Romance Can Never Die

By Vivian Kane Feb 16th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Teresa Jusino Sep 8th
Things We Saw Today: Sailor Moon’s Transformation Scene Works Well on Ice

By Jessica Lachenal Nov 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Celebrate Easter With This Chocolate Benedict Cumberbunny

By Carly Lane Mar 5th
Benedict #Chocobatch Gets Eaten in a UK Shopping Mall

By Teresa Jusino Apr 8th
Things We Saw Today: Here is a Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch, What a Time to Be Alive

By Carolyn Cox Apr 2nd
Obviously We Are Dead And This Is Heaven, Reese’s Now Comes In Spreadable Form

By Carolyn Cox Nov 7th
Thank You, Hera: Science May Have Fixed Nutella’s Supply/Demand Problem

By Carolyn Cox Sep 18th
Frequent Misspelling Of “Suites” Prompts Retailer To Offer Solid-Chocolate Bathroom Set

By Carolyn Cox Aug 20th
Feast on the Skulls of Your Candy Enemies With Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

By Glen Tickle Jul 7th
Breaking News: Digestive Biscuits Have Chocolate On The Bottom, Not the Top

By Victoria McNally Mar 28th
Mars Bar Inc. Studying the Life Saving Benefits of “Chocolate Pills”

By Carolyn Cox Mar 17th