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Houston Woman Digs Into Katz’s Macaroni and Cheese. Then She Suddenly Stops Eating: ‘Ain’t No Way’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 19th
Woman Says She Was Fine With Stealing From Corporations. Then Whole Foods Allegedly Catches Her After a Year of Theft: ‘You’d Be Surprised’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 3rd
Chili’s Customer From Vermont Gets the Triple Dipper. Then She Realizes Something Is Seriously Missing: ‘I Don’t Appreciate’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 3rd
Man Declines $4.50 Cheese at Chuck’s Roadhouse Bar & Grill. Then He Pulls a Slice Out of His Own Pocket

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 18th
Pennsylvania Woman Switched Out Her Fries at Wendy’s to Try Something New. Then She Looked Into the Camera: ‘This Is All I Can Think About All Day’

By Terrina Jairaj May 18th
‘I think it’s limited edition’: Man goes to Aldi. Then he picks up the $3.89 ‘tie-dye’ provolone

By Claire Goforth Sep 10th
‘Should’ve just returned it. They’ll take anything back’: Canadian woman pays $16 for Colby Jack cheese from Costco. Then she takes a closer look

By Melody Heald Aug 18th
‘Yes it’s $1 more’: Obesity coach spends more on Tillamook cream cheese because it has ‘no stabilizers.’ Does it really matter?

By Rebekah Harding Aug 5th
‘That’s why they’re called singles’: Man takes a lighter to Kraft Singles cheese. Now he’s warning against it

By Claire Goforth Jul 25th
‘It usually doesn’t look like this’: Costco shopper buys Kirkland cheese slices. Then she opens the package

By Sabine Joseph May 30th
Did You Know There’s a Cheese Cave Under Springfield, Missouri?

By Scout Oct 7th
I Regret To Inform You the Cheese Has Been Microchipped

By Scout Sep 19th
4,000 Year Old Cheese on Chinese Mummy from the Bronze Age, Gives a Whole New Meaning to Aging Cheese

By Ashley Bhehaspat Mar 12th
Kraft Brings Out Vanilla Ice to Shill New Ninja Turtle Shaped Mac & Cheese

By Glen Tickle Feb 17th
Things We Saw Today: Celebrate Christmas With the Hogfather

By Rebecca Pahle Dec 15th
Norwegian Road Tunnel Closed by 27 Tons of Flaming Goat Cheese

By Ian Chant Jan 23rd
Prehistoric Farmers Made Cheese Back in 7,000 BCE, But Thankfully Not from Mammoth Milk

By Steven Romano Dec 12th
Frosty the Cheeseball Man Will Bring You High Cholesterol for Christmas

By Eric Limer Dec 7th
Car Fueled by Chocolate, Cheese and Wine, Sort Of

By Eric Limer Aug 11th
Wisconsin Declares Its State Microbe: Lactococcus lactis

By Susana Polo Apr 19th