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Senator Thom Tillis Just Declared War on Pete Hegseth, Calling for His Immediate Firing Over a Mass Exodus of Top Military Brass

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 4th
Fox News Segment Turns Personal as Julie Banderas Attacks AOC’s Future Plans and Dating Life, All While Jesse Watters Stokes the Fire

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 2nd
Melania Trump Ditches the Traditional First Lady Playbook, and Her Latest Power Play in Congress Is Just the Beginning

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Thomas Massie Claims He Knows Exactly How Elections Are Stolen, and It Has Nothing to Do With Ballot Boxes

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 12th
Secretary of War faces Senate grilling over $1.5T budget even as GOP senators quietly await his exit

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
Veterans Occupy the Cannon Rotunda in Protest of Overseas US-led Wars

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 22nd
Give Eugene Goodman All His Damn Flowers

By Briana Lawrence Jan 20th
Ask the Mary Sues: What’s Harder To Get Into Than the Capitol?

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 9th
So You Want To Report Sexual Harassment on Capitol Hill? Have Fun Waiting Three Months

By Princess Weekes Nov 21st