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    BP Loses Laptop Containing 13,000 Oil Spill Claimants’ Personal Info

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    Aquaman Has Been Pissed About Offshore Oil Drilling Since 2004 [Video]

    By Jul 27th
     
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    BP Puts Photoshopped Picture of Crisis Command Center on Main Website

    By Jul 20th
     
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    BP Says Cap is Containing All Oil So Far

    By Jul 15th
     
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    No Joke: BP Endorsed an Offshore Drilling Board Game in the ’70s, Complete with Spills

    By Jul 6th
     
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    New Satellite Picture of the Gulf Oil Disaster: It’s Even Worse Now

    By Jun 23rd
     
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    Joe Barton Would Like to Apologize

    By Jun 17th
     
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    BP Gets Twitter to Put the Pressure on @BPGlobalPR, Label More Clearly as ‘Satire’

    By Jun 9th
     
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    @BPGlobalPR Guerilla Tweeter Leroy Stick Speaks: Reveals Method, Activism behind Madness

    By Jun 3rd
     
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    Top Kill Has Blocked the Oil Leak: U.S. Coast Guard

    By May 27th
     
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    BP’s Morbid “Three Little Piggies” Memo

    By May 25th
     
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    BP Oil Spill: Cake Edition

    By May 20th
     
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    Deepwater Horizon Oil Leak Ten Times Worse than Previously Thought

    By May 14th
     
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    How Much Oil Are We Losing in the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill?

    By May 11th
     
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    Oil Spill in Gulf of Mexico May Be Five Times Worse than Thought [Satellite Pictures]

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