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In First Sign of the Plague, A Family of Woodchucks Devours Paul Ryan’s Car

"My car was eaten by animals," said Ryan said at an event hosted by the Economic Club of Washington D.C. "It's just dead."

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Things We Saw Today: This Hot-Tub Invading Bear Is Having a Better Day than All of Us

A California bear invaded the backyard of homeowner Mark Hough last Friday, and also helped himself to a margarita.

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Who’s Your Favorite World Cup Psychic Animal?

Psychic animals around the world are trying to predict World Cup winners. Cats, elephants, octopuses—who's your favorite?

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Monday Cute: Everyone’s Favorite Farting Hippo Turned 1 Last Week

Last week, baby hippo Fiona, who was born 6 weeks premature, celebrated her first Birthday on the 25th of January with the rest of the Aquarius bunch.

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Monday Cute: Cat And Dog Traveling Together Because Friendship is MAGIC

Meet, Henry and Baloo. Two adorable pet buddies who love to go on trips together with their owners: Cynthia Bennett and her boyfriend.

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Everything Is Awful, so Here Are Some Baby Goats Running Around

The news this morning all seems to be shades of scary and bad, but do you know what is most excellent? A herd of tiny goats dashing to and fro and doing their goat thing, which entails climbing up unlikely surfaces and wearing wee sweaters.

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Monday Cute: Alpacas Styled Like Poodles and Dinosaurs Will Start Your Week Off Right

What happens when you give an alpaca a poodle haircut? Hilarity ensues, that's what.

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Scientists Created an Artificial Womb, and Also Maybe the Singularity Is Near

Doctors at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia fashioned a plastic artificial womb that has successfully kept a premature baby lamb alive for four weeks. It has the potential to do a whole lot more.

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Monday Cute: Bird of Paradise Squawks Down at Sir David Attenborough, Doesn’t Let Him Talk for a Second

Here, as Sir David Attenborough tries to talk about a bird of paradise that's dancing on a tree branch above him, his words are drowned out by the loud squawking from that very same bird.

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Things We Saw Today: Prince’s “Paisley Park” to Open As a Museum in October

Prince's family has announced that Paisley Park will now be a Prince museum that will be open to the public in October.

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Monday Cute: Scientists Can’t Handle How Cute This Stubby Squid Is

EVNautilus spotted a "Stubby Squid" or rossia pacifica off the coast of California where scientists proceed to melt at its cuteness.

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Monday Cute: New Zealand Penguin Named Bagpipes Receives Prosthetic Foot

Bagpipes the Penguin, who lives at the International Antarctic Centre in Christchurch, had his leg amputated back in 2007 because it was caught in a fishing line.

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Monday Cute: Wally is Basically the Zoolander of Rabbits

Monday Cute: Wally is Basically the Zoolander of Rabbits

Wally’s new advice column is up! (Link in bio.) Whether you’re searching for the meaning of life or just need help deciding what tie best matches your shirt, Wally can help! Email your questions to charlene.arsenault@patch.com and use the link in our bio to read Wally’s response each week! (Sign your question with any name […]

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The National Institute of Health Is Officially Ending its Chimpanzee Testing Program

According to Nature, National Institute of Health director Francis Collins made the controversial announcement on Monday that the Institute will officially no longer be performing "invasive biomedical research" on chimps.

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Things We Saw Today: A Season 7 of The Walking Dead Is Walking This Way

Surprising no one.

Well, friendos, that's what we saw today. What did you see on this very spoopy Halloween eve?

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Big Blue Live!, a Live Reality TV Show About Otters, Whales, and The Sea (Oh My)

On this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Sea Otter-shians, Otter-Kim is shocked at the revelation that Otter-Kourtney has decided to move ahead with the sea urchin fashion line without her knowledge. Scandal!

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Monday Cute: Doodlebug the Orphaned Kangaroo Hugs a Teddy

Did you have a childhood stuffed animal?

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Celebrate Easter By Watching A Bunch Of Baby Chicks Rock Out Hardcore

Think about this while you eat your peeps.

Are these chicks more metal than you? These chicks are more metal than me.

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Things We Saw Today: William Shatner Celebrates Leonard Nimoy’s Life On Twitter

To honor Nimoy's life today, Shatner took to Twitter to answer fan questions about Nimoy and their friendship.

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We Interrupt Our Regularly-Scheduled Programming To Bring You A Tiny Bat Nomming A Banana

Ba na na na na na na na, bat bat!

Look at him! All wrapped up! Listen to his munching! Oh gosh! Oh gosh!

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