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Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

By Nov 20th
Andrew Yang’s Bipartisan Message Earns Mockery on Twitter

By Apr 12th
The War on Christmas is Won, Now for The War on Thanksgiving

By Nov 9th
Trump Invents Polls That Don’t Exist to Claim He’s More Popular Than Abraham Lincoln

By Jul 13th
Things We Saw Today: Honest Trailers Has a Hard Time Making Fun of Logan

By May 23rd
Wil Wheaton To Play President Abraham Lincoln In A Video Game Because Life Is Grand

By Mar 5th
Thanksgiving’s Origin Story Isn’t Exactly What You Were Taught

By Nov 28th
Things We Saw Today: LEGO Jayne & His Tiny Knitted Hat

By Nov 19th
Things We Saw Today: President Lincoln Riding A Velociraptor

By Nov 11th
Our 16th President Gets The 16-Bit Treatment In This Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Video Game

By Jul 5th
Abraham Lincoln Did Not Invent Facebook, Winkelvoss Twins Unable to Sue

By May 9th
Someone Robbed Abraham Lincoln’s Tomb! (But At Least Lincoln Is Still There!)

By Nov 13th
Things We Saw Today: Abraham Lincoln, Ghostbuster

By Oct 15th
The Coolest Sci-Fi Homage to Mt. Rushmore You’ll See Today [Pic]

By Apr 20th
Tim Burton Will Produce Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

By Mar 2nd
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

By Mar 1st