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Man Sentenced For Fatally Stabbing Parrot With Fork, Whiskey Unsurprisingly Involved

Richard J. Atkinson, a 63-year-old man from Everett, Washington, has been sentenced to six months in jail for stabbing his (now ex-) girlfriend’s parrot to death with a serving fork  while in the throes of what his lawyer described as a blacked-out rage fueled by mixing whiskey and anti-anxiety medication. For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Everett — a Seattle suburb and more or less the Florida of Washington state — no word in that sentence should come as any great shock.

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In addition to serving six months in jail for animal cruelty and domestic violence, Atkinson will be required to pay damages to his former girlfriend, who had the parrot — Bailey, may he rest in peace —  for 18 years until it’s untimely death at Atkinson’s fork-wielding hands in August of this year. The judge in the case also ordered Atkinson to undergo a psychiatric evaluation, which…I dunno, seems kind of unnecessary. After all, if you can answer yes to the question “Have you ever gotten all hepped up on goofballs and stabbed a parrot with a fork?” then, really, I think it’s safe to say we know an awful lot about your psychiatric state, right off the bat.

(via KING 5)

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