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Thingstarter Returns With a Green Solution for Kidnappers

Don't kidnap people, but like, if you do...


We write about a lot of interesting Kickstarter campaigns, but that also means we look at a lot of not-so-interesting ones first. Some are downright bananas. That’s why we love the Thingstarter webseries from Above Average. The newest episode promotes a campaign for “Sustainable Kidnapping.”

Obviously, we don’t condone kidnapping, but if you’re going to kidnap somebody, the least you can do is give them an exercise program and twice-weekly therapy sessions.

(via Above Average)

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