The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments of the Week: Sanitary Hulk Smut, Please!

"Go wash that or I'm not watching you stick it anywhere."

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Well, another week has come and gone, and I think we’ve all learned a lot (about crafting hygienic sex scenes, specifically). Here are some excellent smut-tips in response to our article on discovering a co-worker writes erotic Hulk fanfic:

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In non-Hulk news, Cain S. Latrani shared his favorite part of Gotham on this week’s open thread: “While the show is sort of okay to watch, the arrival of Todd the Wraith can only mean good things.”

Meanwhile, John was surprised that the Movie Gods overlooked an actor with experience in whitewashing for the American Ghost in the Shell adaptation: “Dang. I thought for sure they were going to go with Benedict Cumberbatch.”

This week you guys also made a mockery of our problem with Marvel’s “ants are tiny, do you get it” fixation:

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Scarlet Sasquatch on the inevitable dummies complaining over the new, boob-window-less Power Girl : “I DEMAND WE GET RID OF HER AND RETURN TO THE PROPER ORIGIN FOR POWER GIRL WHICH IS _______”

Heads up, there’s a pretty satisfying pun thread manifesting over on our piece about Enter the Knight, aka Batman v Superman Part 1, aka NO. To quote PrincessButterRump,”This woman here wonders why. Just whyyyy.”

Amanda Hood said that she would love to see Disneyland’s Gaston “gulp some eggs,” if he’s taking requests. Then this happened, and it was adorable:

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That’s a wrap, gang. May you all enjoy your weekend as much as Disney World Gaston enjoys his job.

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