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Man insults and threatens his date for not wanting to go home with him, then a stranger covers her check and asks her out: ‘I’m literally shaking’

By Apr 14th
Don Jr. proves the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree by asking yet another dumb question after his dad blows $200 billion on war

By Apr 1st
‘The Americans have one’: Mark Carney openly challenges U.S. with a move that shakes up Arctic dominance

By Mar 28th
‘We’ve never seen this level of incompetence:’ Sen. Chris Murphy shuts down funding requests for Iran War

By Mar 23rd
Zelenskyy blasts Trump after a shocking decision rocks Ukraine’s war efforts

By Mar 15th
As Iran war rages, White House ignores Ukraine’s game-changing drone proposal

By Mar 14th
Donald Trump rushes to defend Russia by attacking Fox News—but all he managed to do was make himself look ridiculous

By Mar 8th
Trump calls Putin ‘very nice’ again and takes credit for Russia pausing its Kyiv assault — for 1 week

By Feb 1st
Donald Trump finds Ukrainians suffering in freezing temperatures ‘pretty amazing’ — because empathy was never his strong suit

By Jan 26th
Putin gets a seat on Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ while Trump blasts Russia over Greenland — his reasoning is as ridiculous as you’d expect

By Jan 23rd
‘The US needs Greenland for what again?’: Trump is now suggesting Russia and China are not enemies and NATO is the ‘real threat’

By Jan 22nd
‘Board of criminals’: Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ hits a snag as Zelenskyy refuses to join, citing the inclusion of aggressors like Russia

By Jan 21st
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 20th
‘Accidentally told the truth for once’: Donald Trump says that it is ‘standard’ for Steve Witkoff to be coaching Russians to ‘appeal’ to him

By Nov 27th
A day after Trump announced ‘something good may be happening’ about the Russia-Ukraine war, Putin has launched an attack on Kyiv

By Nov 25th
According to Trump, Biden and Zelenskyy are to blame for the war, and Ukraine owes him a thank-you note

By Nov 24th
Donald Trump’s ‘peace plan’ for Ukraine is just a 28-point surrender note to Russia

By Nov 24th
Putin’s still strumming Trump ‘like a guitar in a thrift store’ as the two plot another so-called Ukraine peace meeting

By Oct 17th
Love truly is fleeting: Donald Trump’s now calling for NATO to shoot down Russian planes

By Sep 24th
Vice President JD Vance accused of ‘using his child’ as a shield against pro-Ukraine protestors

By Mar 10th