Once upon a time, the human race populated a world in which regular, edible toast was the only kind of toast. Tired of being relegated to a one-toast world, a company, Archie McPhee, rose from the ashes to provide us with a toast alternative, so we would experience the liberating freedom of being able to choose between toasts. Presenting, inflatable toast: Because real toast is hard to keep in your pocket.
The product description of inflatable toast:
Toast is great, but it’s hard to keep in your pocket. So what do you do when you crave the warm comfort of toast but don’t want to deal with the crumbs? You pull out your Inflatable Toast, blow it up and admire its realistic toasty goodness!
And one Amazon customer gushes that it’s “the best inflatable toast on the market today”:
I have used many different types of inflatable toast an I can say without question that this is the best inflatable toast out there. The toast inflates quickly and with ease..this is important when I am pressed for time and need inflatable toast at a moments notice. If you are like me and can’t be without a high quality inflatable toast, THIS is the one for you!
Along with the inflatable toast, Archie McPhee offers toast bandages, so we can experience the incredible healing power of toast, which also happens to come with “a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off the excruciating pain.” They also offer a toast wallet, so we can keep our bread in bread, Tic Tac Toast, and Holy Toast, which stamps an apparition of the Virgin Mary onto some toast.
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