Hallway Swimming’s Amazingly Fun to Watch for Reasons I Can’t Explain [Video]
Sometimes, a thing is exactly the weird thing it sounds like, and it just makes us incredibly happy. There’s nothing particularly complicated about hallway swimming — all you seem to need is a reasonable degree of physical fitness and a freshly waxed floor. It’s not high art by any means, but not everything has to be. This looks like the most fun you can have making your head spin that doesn’t involve a bottle of something that could strip paint, and there’s something very sublime and soothing about it, though I can’t quite put my finger on what.
Internet, if I could trouble you to make a long clip of this dude bouncing back and forth for an hour or so, it would be a boon for my guided meditation sessions. Thanks in advance.