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If I Had to Read About the 2020 Literary Romance Sensation ‘Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance’ Then You Do, Too

By Briana LawrenceApr 5th
Why Is This Tennessee State Rep. Chugging Hershey’s Syrup?

By Chelsea SteinerMar 25th
Oh Good, Giant Spiders Are Descending on the East Coast

By Chelsea SteinerMar 8th
Joe Manchin Would Rather Walk Into Traffic Rather Than Answer Questions About ‘Build Back Better’

By Vivian KaneMar 4th
This Shouldn’t Need To Be Said but Please Don’t Harass Girl Scout Cookie Sellers Over Your Own Food Issues

By Vivian KaneMar 2nd
Associated Press Cancels NFT Auction of Video of Migrants After Hours of Well-Earned Backlash

By Vivian KaneFeb 25th
Eric Trump Wants To Have a Dinner Party With Jesus So He Can Complain About Joe Biden

By Vivian KaneFeb 18th
Donald Trump Reportedly Tested Positive for COVID-19 a Week Earlier Than Announced & Just Didn’t Tell Anyone

By Vivian KaneDec 2nd
GA Governor Kemp Compares COVID-19 Vaccine Mandate to the AIDS Vaccine, a Thing That Does Not Exist

By Vivian KaneSep 17th
Imagine Living in a Reality Where You Miss the “Calmness of Donald Trump”

By Vivian KaneSep 13th
Things We Saw Today: Restaurant Owner Requiring “Proof of Being Unvaccinated” Is Doing a Bizarre Media Tour

By Vivian KaneJul 29th
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem Is Using a Billionaire’s “Private Donation” To Send Troops To Texas

By Vivian KaneJun 30th
Boy Genius Ben Shapiro Thinks We Should Ban Crime

By Vivian KaneJun 18th
OMG Please Don’t Hoard Gasoline in Plastic Bags

By Vivian KaneMay 12th
Rep. Matt Gaetz Is Under Investigation for Possible Sex Trafficking & He Should Really Stop Trying To Defend Himself

By Vivian KaneMar 31st
Utility Companies Are Price Gouging While Texans Suffer

By Vivian KaneFeb 22nd
Members of Congress Call for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Expulsion

By Jessica MasonJan 28th
Stop Eating Cannibal Sandwiches, You Absolute Maniacs

By Chelsea SteinerDec 15th
More Monoliths, More Problems

By Jessica MasonDec 3rd
Is the Secret of the Ooze That It’s From Toronto?

By Jessica MasonNov 20th