Google Glass Porn Now a Thing That Exists, Here is the Obviously NSFW Trailer [Video]

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Android porn app developer MiKandi tried to make a porn app for Google Glass. It didn’t take long for Google to change their rules to prevent it, but Google couldn’t stop them from hiring porn stars to don the wearable technology and, well, do what porn stars do, and that’s exactly what happened. What would a porn shot with Glass look like? The trailer is a good indication without showing any actual porn, though the language is still pretty filthy and there’s a lot of moaning, so remember — NSFW.

Weirdly, this video does a decent job of showing off what Glass is capable of, but it also has fictional elements… to help move the story along I guess?

Porn stars James Deen and Andy San Dimas (oddest Bill & Ted reference ever?) use Glass’s long-since-cancelled facial recognition capabilities to identify each other. Deen also uses Glass to give him X-ray vision, but as far as we know that was never intended to be a feature. I might be missing the point here, but I kind of would have preferred it if they stuck to what Glass actually does.

There are a few funny moments where things are interrupted by unintentional Google searches, but overall it looks like a regular porn movie, just one with people wearing cameras on their faces.

(via The Verge, image via MiKandi)

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