1. Jesus Takes Revenge in SNL’s “Djesus UnCrossed” (Mediaite)
2. San Diego Comic-Con Sold Out in 96 Minutes (The Mary Sue)
3. Jeremy Evans dunked over a painting he painted of him dunking (SportsGrid)
4. Alton Brown says Star Wars blue milk isn’t milk (The Braiser)
5. Black Keys’ Patrick Carney Trolls Bieber Hard on Twitter (UPROXX)
6. 5 Groundbreaking Firsts That History Lied About (Cracked)
7. 11 Words and Phrases From Downton Abbey Season 3 (Mental Floss)

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