If you want to test whether or not being sat on by puny, inferior human butts will bend today’s giant smartphones, you’re going to need a robot butt. Apple and Samsung both have custom robutts that tirelessly, mercilessly test countless smartphones by getting all butt-dial on them, but it looks like Samsung has the better butt.
Apple has claimed that they’ve received less than ten complaints of bent iPhone 6 Pluses, but maybe that’s because everyone’s too busy tweeting about it, blogging about it, and then buying a different brand of phone to drop Apple a line? So, Apple released a video last week showing how they bend-test their phones and how the iPhone 6 plus is totally fine, everyone, they swear. And the robot butts made their first appearance:
Many have decried hipster Apple fans’ skinny jeans as the cause of in-pocket bending, but judging by the Samsung video, the jeans are the key to a safe phone. Plus, they make the robot butt way more entertaining than just a curved battering ram. Come on, Apple. Bend it like Samsung.
(via Huffington Post)
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