Who’s More of a Man? You or Your Bearded Beer?

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Some of us just aren’t blessed with beautiful, flowing facial hair; this is just a simple fact. Many of us are getting tired of being mocked and ridiculed by lumberjacks and dwarves for our lack of beards, but, Etsy user armsandink has devised a brilliant solution to fortify our manhood: The Can Beard Cozy!

The idea behind the Can Beard Cozy is quite simple. Can’t grow your own beard? Simply fasten one to your beer can! Armsandink assures us on the Etsy page that “no beards were harmed in the making of this product.” The Can Beard Cozy won the first place title at the 2012 PBR Craft Show and is currently available for pre-order for $6.50 right here. What a deal! The restoration of your manliness for only $6.50!

(Etsy via Bit Rebels)

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