by Rebecca Pahle | 2:00 pm, April 3rd, 2014
Why Tom Hiddleston followed up a string of successful indies and Hollywood blockbusters with a supporting role in the direct-to-DVD Disney movie The Pirate Fairy is a mystery for the ages. Was it the paycheck? The opportunity to sing in a Disney movie? Is he literally just that happy to do any kind of movie whatsoever? Can we expect infomercials next?
What we do know is that if Hiddleston’s in it, Tumblr’s freaking out over it. I say that with affection, not derision. But, like many Tumblr users (no, you cannot know my username), I carry around with me at all times a strong love of self-derision and satire*.
To that end, here’s the Official The Mary Sue Review ™ of The Pirate Fairy…as written by Tumblr. Or, well, “Tumblr.”
*In fact, Tumblr loves satire so much that it sometimes takes satirical news stories a little too much to heart.READ MORE