There historical female military leaders are here to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum.
Garfunkel and Oates Reveal the Cold, Hard Truth About Life in “29/31″ [Video]
by Jamie Frevele | 1:14 pm, May 29th, 2012
Dear younger readers of The Mary Sue: This video by comedy musicians Garfunkel and Oates (aka Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci) is going to drop some knowledge on you, and it should be taken as the truth. Your 20s might seem all awesome and whatevs, and they should. Because once you’re in your 30s, this changes. Take it from someone in her 30s.
Though accepting that the world is not your oyster is actually kind of liberating.