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  1. Why Pikachu Should Be President: A 10-Year-Old’s Very Important Essay

    "Super effective."

    [Editor's Note: The following was an essay written by Georgia Roberson, the daughter of Chris Roberson (iZombie) and his business partner/wife Allison Baker. It was originally posted on Roberson's tumblr and is republished here with permission. We think you're really, really going to love it.]

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  2. It Gets Weirder: Turns Out That DOMino’s Pizza Ad Wasn’t “Authorized”

    Someone's going to get a spanking for this.

    Jill would like you all to know that when she first saw this tweet, she thought Domino's was doubling down and making a badly worded joke about dom-style punishment. Turns out, that's not really their thing after all!

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  3. Emma Watson Gives Wonderful Advice To Young Feminists On Twitter

    Hermione would approve.

    Emma Watson is one of the most outspoken celebrities in favor of gender equality; after being named the Ambassador for UN Women, she's delivered feminist rallying cries for the HeForShe campaign, including the announcement of a global initiative for gender parity. The best part? She lives her word on an interpersonal level, too.

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  4. Anti-Domestic Violence Campaign No More Has a Superbowl Ad This Year

    In particular, No More's ad, which will likely be seen by millions this Sunday, highlights the difficulty many abuse victims have in safely speaking out against or even simply making another person aware of their abuse.

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  5. Behold the Pizza Condom. Caution: Hot!

    I'll take mine with extra sausage.

    The pizza condom perfectly combines the two greatest things in the world: pizza and safety. Wait, what did you think I meant?

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  6. So Yankee Candle Company Has Girl Scout Cookie Scented Candles Now

    Well, it's lunch time now.

    For when you want to want to eat a Girl Scout cookie really bad, but also want to not be able to eat a Girl Scout cookie at all at the same time.

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  7. Ad for Domino’s Sriracha Pizza Features Your Tongue in Full Bondage Gear, Has Implications

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all...Cheese.

    Hey thanks, Domino's! I hadn't thought about being penetrated by a pizza even once yet today!

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  8. San Francisco Zoo Valentine’s Day Promotion Encourages Adopting a Cockroach In Honor of Your Ex

    You probably think this bug is about you, don't you?

    Love is dead! May the bugs dance on its bloated corpse!

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  9. The Cowboy Bebop Theme Played On Floppy Drives Proves Robots May Let Jazz Musicians Live

    You know, after the inevitable robot apocalypse.

    Yeah, this rendition of the Seatbelts' "Tank!" (better known as the theme song for Cowboy Bebop) is pretty great, when you consider it's being played by eight floppy drives. But I think this just proves that there's really no comparing the jazz musicianship of robots to humans, and our future overlords will know it. If you want to survive the robot apocalypse, learn to play jazz trombone, stat.

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  10. The Mary Sue and Calgary Expo Present: The Ultimate Cosplay Contest!

    Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo has been a huge supporter of Cosplay is not Consent and is heavily involved in their local fan community - but they wanted to take their support of cosplayers and fandom a step further. That's why we here at The Mary Sue are teaming up with Calgary Expo to announce The Ultimate Cosplay Contest!

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