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Review

The Best Breaking Dawn Review You’ll Ever Read

by Amanda LaPergola | 12:32 pm, December 7th, 2011


Editor’s Note: We had asked contributing writer Amanda LaPergola to review the movie Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 for our site. All we asked was that the review be submitted before all the other Breaking Dawn reviews came out.

As of press time we have still not heard from her.

Yesterday, a package arrived at The Mary Sue headquarters containing what appeared to be a note from Amanda’s mom (“Dear Miss Sue: Please excuse my daughter’s tardiness. She has been unable to complete the assignment due to the last five minutes of the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead.”) and the following pages. 

Amanda LaPergola tweets @LaPergs. She is currently finishing the first draft of her upcoming YA novel “Forbidden Chupacabra Love.”

You may also enjoy: Amanda’s First New York Comic Con

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208921 Nikki Lincoln

    Amanda should review everything. 

  • http://twitter.com/ShipLives Matt Shipman

    I second that motion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000416149823 Hannah Wick

    May I third it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Christopher.Scott.Holden Christopher Holden

    I also concur.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-Winstead/1444140077 Heather Winstead

    I would hang these on my fridge with pride.

  • http://twitter.com/antiavenger Mike Perry

    I <3 these reviews. In fact, someone at The Mary Sue should put little gold stars and heart stickers on these sheets. Maybe even take Amanda to a pizza party.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZCMFZHDOE7WUQKTMRG63MIQNWI shaolingrrl

    At Chuck E. Cheese!

  • http://twitter.com/hotelcafejunkie Teresa

    Chagrin.

  • Anonymous

    Third! Oh, sorry, too late. Well…er…Fifth??

  • Anonymous

    I laughed, but I also have to say, I find it hard to believe any woman could watch Breaking Dawn and want to have a baby afterwards. Even if it was intended as pro-motherhood propaganda, it actually gives off the complete opposite message.

  • Roo James

    It’s the Scared Straight of abstinence propaganda. Peter Falk would actually improve things immeasurably here.

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  • http://twitter.com/ThunderBeetle Abby Hernandez

    Wee! I couldn’t wait for another one of these since the comic-con post. 

    MORE PLEASE! :3

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    I really want a Team Blacula shirt now.

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  • Anonymous

    “Forbidden Chupacabra Love” sounds like something Mario Acevedo would write.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kalynn-Osburn/100000209378615 Kalynn Osburn

    I will now watch every Twilight movie either drunk or high.

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  • R.O.U.S.

    The phrase ‘like-like’ just brought me straight back to elementary school. love it!

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  • Frodo Baggins

    Okay, what was up with all that? Is it some Twilight in-joke?

  • Amanda Murray

    Yes.

  • Anonymous

    I want a team Blacula shirt lol

  • http://acksed.myopenid.com/ Colin

    What.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Corsaire Victoria Corse

    or both

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208921 Nikki Lincoln

    Does Amanda have a Twitter? I would like to follow her…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1208921 Nikki Lincoln

    nm, I’m blind…

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