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    Rebecca Pahle is an entertainment journalist/film nerd who hails from the BBQ-obsessed state of North Carolina and currently lives in New York City. She's an associate editor at The Mary Sue and regular contributing writer for Pajiba (www.pajiba.com); misc personal bloggages about film and TV can be read at her personal site, Cinefeels (www.cinefeels.com).

  1. New Into the Woods Featurette Actually Has Some Singing, Plus a Slew of New Pics

    Once more, with feeling.

    As a follow-up to yesterday's Into the Woods Entertainment Weekly covers—fearturing furry!Frank Sinatra Johnny Depp—here are several more pictures from the upcoming fairy tale musical. Oh, and you wanted to hear the singing? Don't say I never did anything for ya:

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  2. Christina Ricci to Play Lizzie Borden Again in Sequel Miniseries for Lifetime

    Overdramatic pear-eating or bust!

    OK, but will the cravats, implied lesbianism, and dramatic pear-eating still be there?

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  3. Meet the Most Unlucky Schmucks In the World Right Now: The Guys At @GamersGate

    Prayer circle.

    GamersGate, according to their official Facebook page, "is the leading digital distribution platform for PC, Mac and Linux games, with over 6000 games available." They also must have done something awful in a past life, because damn. Those poor bastards. Twitter thinks so, too:

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  4. Marvel Had the Best Reaction to the Leaked Ultron Trailer, Plus the First Teaser Poster

    No strings on me.

    We shared the above tweet with you when we posted the trailer last night, but well, it maybe got a little lost in the shuffle amidst everyone freaking out about ballerinas and Pinocchio. We think it deserves center stage, because that response is wonderful. And in other Marvel twitter news: they've released the first teaser poster!

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  5. Air New Zealand Has Done Another Cameo-Filled, LotR-Themed Safety Briefing

    Dean O'Gorman, why are you wearing a seatbelt you are on a horse.

    I may not get to cavort around New Zealand anytime soon—something about it costing money, I dunno—but at least I get to watch "The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made." You milk those Middle Earth movies, Air New Zealand. You milk them as long as you possibly can.

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  6. Dorkly’s Take On George “Child Ruiner” Lucas Is… Different

    "Meesa here to make you question everything you ever loved!"

    You consider yourself damn lucky I didn't use a pic of Jar Jar for this post, TMSers. As for Dorkly's comic... I can't tell you whether there's Jar Jar or not. I don't want to spoil it. The last panel packs quite a comical punch, and you should go in blank.

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  7. We Ran the Best Bits of Chris Kluwe’s Blistering #GamerGate Essay Through the Madden Giferator

    Prepare to be wargleblargled.

    It started with former NFL player Chris Kluwe's brilliant, profanity-laden denouncement of all things #GamerGate. But that isn't where it ended. Oh, no. The above tweet spurred us into action. Maud, you are our muse, our goddess, our guiding light. Hit the jump to see "wargleblarging," "a debilitating case of genital warts," and more represented in Giferator form.

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  8. The Guy Playing Cyborg Didn’t Even Know He Was Getting His Own Movie When He Signed On

    Congratulations with a side dose of "I'll be praying for you."

    "Well. I really hope I like working with Warner Bros., then."

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  9. Our First Look at Johnny Depp In Into the Woods Is Here, And It’s Ridiculous

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    Though perhaps it's not too ridiculous, on the scale of Johnny Depp-ness. Still... I'm not sure what to make of this. It's a goddamned fur zoot suit. If you need a palate cleanser, Entertainment Weekly's alternate covers—featuring Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, Emily Blunt, James Corden, and Mackenzie Mauzy—are behind the jump. We need to talk about Meryl's hair(yl).

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  10. Sleepy Hollow Got Buffy’s Michelle Trachtenberg to Play Abigail Adams

    "MO-OMMMMM!"

    "Huh. Michelle Trachtenberg is going to be in Sleepy Hollow. That's pretty cool. Wait... she's playing who?"

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