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  1. Vulvatron’s First Ever Interview Is Majestic and Wonderful

    Prepare yourselves for the boob spew!

    Last week the Internet got a glimpse at GWAR's latest frontwoman and first female member since 2000. Her name is Vulvatron and she shoots blood out of her prosthetic boobs. We were all appropriately impressed— but not impressed enough, apparently, because she just decided to blow our minds and worm her way that much deeper into our hearts in her first ever interview.

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  2. GWAR’s Newest Frontwoman Is a “Spiky Purple Amazon” Named Vulvatron

    I am equal parts empowered and horrified.

    How best to describe GWAR? If you've never heard of the band before, it's a 30-year-old thrash metal institution that delights in gory spectacle, fake blood, skimpy outfits (for men as well as women), and decapitated skinheads. Basically, imagine the punks from Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns but worse—and more fun, because it's all for show. Now the show's about to get a lot more interesting.

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  3. Ancient Engravings Prove That Early Modern Humans Just Loved the Vulva

    It Belongs in a Museum!

    Can you see the vulva in this picture? Well, it's there, and it's ancient! A recent discovery was made of 37,000-year-old wall art -- possibly the first-ever wall art -- at Abri Castanet in southern France. And upon closer inspection, it seems like these primitive humans had a great appreciation for female sex organs, so much so that they drew it all over the walls of caves. And it was the first thing they ever wanted to draw on the walls of caves! (Plus some animals and things, but most notably, vulvas.) So, what are we to make of this? Were primitive humans pervs? A lot less inhibited than people are today? Celebrating the female form? Or just simply practicing still-life?

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  4. Someone Is Putting Felt Vulvas on Statues, and We’re Not Going to Stop Them

    A Series of Fallopian Tubes

    Above is a statue of Edward Cornwallis, the British military officer who founded Halifax, Nova Scotia, where this handsome statue has stood since 1931. Cornwallis is best known for trying to make peace with native tribes while attempting to occupy the territory in 1749, and then failing miserably, engaging in a race war with the Mi’kmaq tribe and putting a bounty on the scalps of their men, women, and children. (To be fair, the tribes were also doing their own scalping.) He later became the governor of Gibralter, probably not by winning the Algonquin vote. Anyway, what you'll see after the jump is a bigger picture of this glorious statue of Edward Cornwallis with a felt vulva.

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  5. Vulvas Dressed Like Superheroines, Because Why Not [NSFW]

    what is this I don't even

    Artist Oni Hartstein has started on interesting project in response to the mishandling of female characters in American superhero comics. And while we're not sure that our response to the same thing would ever have included painting pictures of vulvas dressed like famous superheroines, we are amused. Also we're just happy that they're not hands. (Needless to say things get very NSFW south of this line.)

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  6. New UK Legislation Bans Female Ejaculation, Facesitting, Some BDSM From Streaming Porn

    I'll tell you where you can stick that legislation.

    Terrible news, UK porn watchers: unless your favorite British-run streaming service can ensure that its kinkier fare "is made available in a manner which secures that persons under the age of 18 will not normally see or hear it," it's about to get censored right off your Internet—and apparently, "female ejaculation" counts.

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  7. Now We Have Achieved True Equality: You Can Officially Say “Pussy” on Comedy Central

    Yeah! Feminism!

    And it's all thanks to Inside Amy Schumer! Huzzah!

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  8. Concerned Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies For 2nd Grade Class, Promptly Loses Her Goddamned Mind

    I DONT NEED FEMINISM BECUZ WE ALREADY HAVE LADY FINGERS? WEAR R FINGER COOKIES 4 MENZ?

    I can actually understand where one anonymous mom was coming from when she delivered an assortment of frosted vagina cookies to her child's second grade class earlier this month. It's her encore I'm less convinced by.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Emma Watson And A Creepy Wax Hermione

    Things We Saw Today

    Tweeted by Emma Watson, accompanied by the text, "Still got it." (via Digital Spy) 

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  10. We Discovered The Clitoris In 2009? Heyyy, Wait A Minute…

    Allow Us To Explain

    I'm going to do my best to stay serious and scientific here but well, this is a post about the clitoris so it may not last. This particular part of the female anatomy has been something the general public has given a lot of thought but as it turns out, science has mostly ignored. Turns out, we only really discovered the clitoris in 2009. Women the world over may disagree but we now know there's a whole lot more than meets the eye when it comes to the clitoris and the results are rather stimulating. For your brain. Because you're learning something new. Oh, forget it, just read on. (Following images are internal anatomical illustrations and should be safe for work.) 

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