Everything You Need To Prepare For The Impending Zombie Apocalypse On A Charm Bracelet
For just $34.60, Etsy seller PlayBox has everything you need to survive a plague of zombies on one, tiny bracelet (enlarging technology not included). Read ahead for the complete list of necessary items.
Weapons: Assault Rifle
Food & Water: Bottle
Tinned Fruit (random selection from Peaches, Pears, Cherries, Mandarin Oranges, Pineapple and Mixed Fruit although feel free to choose if you wish)
Essentials: Mobile Phone
Jerry Can (please note that this charm is fragile)
First Aid Kit
Compass (fully functional)
Now, I’m just gonna say it, you might as well use the mobile phone to bash a zombie’s brains in because that won’t be useful for long. Other than that, I am down for some mixed fruit and a shotgun.
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