We Would Like to Purchase the Version of 50 Shades of Grey That Ellen DeGeneres Read, Please [Video]
Oh My Stars and Garters
I’ve heard a lot about Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel about people engaging in BDSM by E.L. James that started as a Twilight fanfic (called Master of the Universe, under the penname “Snowqueens Icedragon”) and then turned into a sexy, sexy romp of sexual sex with differently-named characters who are totally not Edward and Bella. But that’s about all I know about it. However, if Ellen DeGeneres records a full-length version of this hilariously guarded reading as an audiobook, I am so there. Probably even before I actually read the books.