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Unicorn Farts: The Lip Balm

this exists

According to Gizmodiva, this lip balm tastes like “a mix of spearmint and pink cotton candy,” so yeah. That’s definitely a unicorn fart. Tell your brony friends.

(Etsy via Gizmodiva.)

Previously in Unicorns

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