App Lets You Put Your Twitter Feed Onto Toilet Paper

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If you ever felt like your Twitter account amounts to nothing, now you can get it printed on paper! Paper that you’ll use to clean up feces and then flush down a toilet! How (possibly) appropriate. Shitter is an app from Collector’s Edition that will let you turn your Twitter feed into a roll of toilet paper. Four, actually. All you have to do is log on with your Twitter account and set up the order. At $35 a set or roughly $9 a roll, it’s a little bit more expensive than your average bathroom tissue, but if you’ve got a few rolls of this, you’ll never get stuck reading the back of a shampoo bottle again.

If it so happens that you aren’t both self-absorbed and self-loathing, there are other options beside getting your own tweets printed on the paper. While that is an option, you can also opt for all your favorited tweets, your timeline, or the tweets of anyone else whose tweets are public. Unfortunately, you can’t get rolls of a trending topic, which would probably be the most flush-worthy content.

When it comes to things you can do with your tweet stream, printing it on toilet paper may not be a widely appealing application, but it’s certainly one of the most creative. Now if only they’d offer a trending topic variety pack, I might be interested.

(via Laughing Squid)

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