“Puzzle Potatoes” Make Us Want to Play Tetris With Our Food

Tetris tots?

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I have a one-year-old daughter who I’m currently trying to teach not to play with her food. This isn’t helping. US Foods now has Tetris tetromino-shaped tater tots. Now want to play with my food. They’re calling them “Puzzle Potatoes” for obvious licensing reasons, but it also looks like they left out the long straight piece. How am I going to get that bonus?

(via Laughing Squid, image via US Foods)

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