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Everything Wrong (& Almost Right) With Juneteenth Ice Cream Now Canceled by Walmart

By Alyssa ShotwellMay 24th
Walmart Is Finally Removing the Real Cause of Mass Shooting From Their Stores: Video Game Ads

By Rachel LeishmanAug 9th
Conservative Group Got Walmart to Remove Cosmo from Checkout Lines, Thanks to a Gross Misunderstanding of “#MeToo Culture”

By Vivian KaneMar 30th
ModCloth Has Been Sold to Walmart—and Their Customers are Pissed

By Daryl SztukaMar 22nd
Don’t Bother Trying to Get a Gold Mario Amiibo Unless You’ve Got at Least $100 to Spend

By Dan Van WinkleFeb 27th
Walmart Isn’t Happy About That PS4 Scam, So They Idiot-Proofed Their Price Match Policy

By Dan Van WinkleNov 20th
Walmart’s Amazon Price Matching Backfires Almost Instantly With $90 PS4 Scam

By Dan Van WinkleNov 19th
Things We Saw Today: Priorities in Game Development Might Not Be Great for Diversity

By Dan Van WinkleOct 28th
You Can Get A Marvel Action Figure Made With Your Face At Walmart. Unless You Want A Female Character, Of Course.

By Sam MaggsSep 18th
You Can Get an iPhone 5c for Practically Free or a Cheap 5s at Walmart Right Now

By Dan Van WinkleAug 21st
14-Year-Old Lived in Texas Walmart for Days by Building Secret Forts

By Dan Van WinkleAug 13th
Missed Out on Xbox One and PS4 Preorders? Walmart’s Giving You a Second Chance

By Jared EttingerAug 21st
Because We Need More Stuff: Walmart Reports Best Black Friday Sales Ever

By Rollin BishopNov 23rd
Things We Saw Today: The First Poster for Game of Thrones Season 3

By Susana PoloNov 14th
Pitbull is Totally Going to Kodiak Walmart, Bringing the Guy That Engineered His Exile

By Max EddyJul 18th
The Internet is Sending Pitbull to a Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska

By Rollin BishopJun 30th
Thousands of Birds Die Flying Head-First Into Walmart Parking Lot, Mistaking It for Water

By James PlafkeDec 14th
Woman Attempts to Cook Meth Inside a Walmart

By Max EddyDec 9th
Woman Sues Walmart For $0.02 Price Discrepancy, Wins $180, Not as Frivolous as It Sounds

By Eric LimerOct 4th
Walmart's Vudu Video Streaming Assault Begins

By Max EddyJul 26th