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Latest The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Stories
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    Peter Jackson Had to “Wing It” While Filming the Hobbit Trilogy

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    For Real This Time (We Think), Ian McKellen Talks on His Last Days of Filming as The Hobbit’s Gandalf

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    First Battle of The Five Armies TV Spot: Angst, Arrows, Etc.

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