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Philadelphia woman finds foreign object in meat she ordered from celebrity chef. Then he ghosts her: ‘I would’ve been throwing up’

By Dec 3rd
‘This is the third video’: Michigan Woman buys cans of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. What she finds inside shocks her

By Dec 3rd
Melania was spotted smiling and holding hands with Trump, and people are convinced it’s a fake body double

By Nov 27th
‘Enjoy your frozen chicken nuggets’: St. Louis woman uses Instacart for her entire Thanksgiving order. Then she sees who her shopper is

By Nov 26th
Set your Thanksgiving table with these movies about food

By Nov 26th
Zero murders in D.C., according to Donnie Delusion. Meanwhile, the real number is 62.

By Nov 26th
Trump almost called the Thanksgiving turkeys ‘Chuck and Nancy’, but then realized he ‘would never pardon those two people’

By Nov 26th
‘Looks like nursing home food’: Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Thanksgiving dinners are getting roasted online

By Dec 3rd
‘We may NEVER forgive you, America’: Trump’s Thanksgiving post is being brutally compared to Kamala Harris’, and Americans mourn the lost election

By Dec 1st
‘Yet another narcissistic rant ’: Trump’s hateful Thanksgiving post is torn into by the internet

By Nov 29th
The best serial killer flicks for a Netflix movie night

By Aug 25th
How did ‘Borderlands’ director go from his best film to his worst so quickly?

By Aug 23rd
PSA: Today Is (Probably) the Last Day To Safely Eat Thanksgiving Leftovers

By Nov 27th
‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’s Controversy Goes Deeper Than Just One Scene

By Nov 22nd
Actually, Go Ahead and Bring Up Abortion Over Turkey and Stuffing This Year

By Nov 22nd
Fancy a Thanksgiving ‘Friends’ Marathon? We’ve Got You Covered

By Nov 22nd
Don’t Be Afraid to Cancel Thanksgiving Like Martha Stewart

By Nov 21st
These Are the Tips You Need To Deal With Terrible Family This Thanksgiving

By Nov 20th
Eli Roth’s ‘Thanksgiving’ Reminds Us Black Friday Is a Real-Life Horror Film

By Nov 17th
Only Leslie Jones Can Save Us From an Annoying Family Thanksgiving

By Nov 17th