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FBI storms office of Virginia’s top Democrat after her ‘gerrymander miracle’ handed the party a 10-1 House map

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
Texas Senator Ted Cruz Is Mad That People Keep Pointing Out How Unqualified Trump’s Administration Is

By Rachel Tolleson Mar 30th
Instead of Bothering Hollywood’s Elite, TMZ Is Doing Something Good For Once

By Rachel Tolleson Mar 30th
Ted Cruz doesn’t want to anger Trump, so he is just sucking up to him by agreeing with his Greenland plans

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
‘Stop attacking pedophiles’: Yes, Ted Cruz actually chose these words like it’s a normal thing to say

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 1st
They’re trying to cancel Stephen King

By Rachel Leishman Sep 16th
‘Spineless simps’: MAGA Congress members are roasted for overlooking Trump’s lawlessness

By Sarah Fimm Jan 28th
‘Desperate for relevance’: Texas’ Republican senator hurls crude joke at Morning Joe hosts over Trump visit

By Kahron Spearman Dec 5th
‘There’s one smart one in the family?’: The daughter of a hated politician doesn’t approve of her dad supporting Trump

By Rachel Ulatowski Nov 11th
‘Y’all watched him abandon everyone to die’: Americans can’t believe that this United States senator was re-elected

By Rachel Leishman Nov 7th
The most idiotic of memes found its way into the new Netflix Zodiac Killer documentary

By Rachel Leishman Oct 31st
‘Cruz has long embraced a politics of division’: Texas’ biggest newspaper slams Ted Cruz, endorses his opponent

By Maggie Mead Oct 22nd
‘Why do you keep asking me that?’: Ted Cruz won’t tell you his stance on abortion no matter how many times you ask

By Maggie Mead Oct 19th
GOP Senators in Texas Want All of the Credit, None of the Responsibility for Deadly Abortion Laws

By Britt Hayes Dec 14th
Ted Cruz Is Being a Drama Queen Over Two Beers

By Kate Hudson Aug 31st
Ted Cruz Is Big Mad Donald Trump Keeps Getting Indicted for Crimes

By Kate Hudson Aug 15th
Does Ted Cruz Actually Understand What ‘Wicked’ Is About?

By Rachel Leishman Jul 5th
Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy

By Julia Glassman Mar 10th
Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory

By Alyssa Shotwell Nov 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

By Vivian Kane Nov 10th