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‘Spineless simps’: MAGA Congress members are roasted for overlooking Trump’s lawlessness

By Jan 28th
‘Desperate for relevance’: Texas’ Republican senator hurls crude joke at Morning Joe hosts over Trump visit

By Dec 5th
‘There’s one smart one in the family?’: The daughter of a hated politician doesn’t approve of her dad supporting Trump

By Nov 11th
‘Y’all watched him abandon everyone to die’: Americans can’t believe that this United States senator was re-elected

By Nov 7th
The most idiotic of memes found its way into the new Netflix Zodiac Killer documentary

By Oct 31st
‘Cruz has long embraced a politics of division’: Texas’ biggest newspaper slams Ted Cruz, endorses his opponent

By Oct 22nd
‘Why do you keep asking me that?’: Ted Cruz won’t tell you his stance on abortion no matter how many times you ask

By Oct 19th
GOP Senators in Texas Want All of the Credit, None of the Responsibility for Deadly Abortion Laws

By Dec 14th
Ted Cruz Is Being a Drama Queen Over Two Beers

By Aug 31st
Ted Cruz Is Big Mad Donald Trump Keeps Getting Indicted for Crimes

By Aug 15th
Does Ted Cruz Actually Understand What ‘Wicked’ Is About?

By Jul 5th
Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy

By Mar 10th
Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory

By Nov 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

By Nov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York

By Oct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools

By Sep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth

By Jul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard

By May 26th
Things We Saw Today: More Epic Casting News For Bong Joon-Ho’s New Sci-Fi Film

By May 20th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

By May 10th