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Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy

By Julia GlassmanMar 10th
Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

By Vivian KaneNov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York

By Vivian KaneOct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools

By Vivian KaneSep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth

By Vivian KaneJul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard

By Vivian KaneMay 26th
Things We Saw Today: More Epic Casting News For Bong Joon-Ho’s New Sci-Fi Film

By Alyssa ShotwellMay 20th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

By Vivian KaneMay 10th
Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race

By Rachel LeishmanMar 24th
Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by SNL as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing Sesame Street

By Kaila Hale-SternNov 14th
Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 12th
Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is

By Briana LawrenceNov 8th
No One Is Buying Ted Cruz’s Book Except for Ted Cruz

By Vivian KaneAug 20th
Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist

By Vivian KaneJul 29th
Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State

By Vivian KaneJul 14th
Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy

By Lyra HaleJun 29th
Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning

By Chelsea SteinerJun 15th
Things We Saw Today: Ted Cruz’s Sexism Showed in His Support of a … Russian Military Ad?

By Rachel LeishmanMay 20th
Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment

By Lyra HaleMay 4th