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Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

By Vivian KaneMay 10th
Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race

By Rachel LeishmanMar 24th
Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by SNL as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing Sesame Street

By Kaila Hale-SternNov 14th
Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 12th
Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is

By Briana LawrenceNov 8th
No One Is Buying Ted Cruz’s Book Except for Ted Cruz

By Vivian KaneAug 20th
Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist

By Vivian KaneJul 29th
Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State

By Vivian KaneJul 14th
Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy

By Lyra HaleJun 29th
Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning

By Chelsea SteinerJun 15th
Things We Saw Today: Ted Cruz’s Sexism Showed in His Support of a … Russian Military Ad?

By Rachel LeishmanMay 20th
Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment

By Lyra HaleMay 4th
Ted Cruz Caught Napping During Presidential Address, Probably Dreaming of Cancun

By Lyra HaleApr 29th
Ted Cruz’s Argument Against Gun Control Could Do With Some Self-Awareness

By Vivian KaneMar 24th
That’s Not How Star Wars Works, Ted Cruz

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 26th
Daisy Ridley Isn’t Here For Ted Cruz’s Dig at Rey

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 24th
Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

By Vivian KaneFeb 23rd
Cancún Ted Cruz Really Should Be Practicing Self-Quarantine, Not Having a Photo-Op

By Lyra HaleFeb 22nd
Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Bring Out the Chat Receipts and Expose More Lies

By Lyra HaleFeb 19th
Everyone Is Making Fun of Ted “I Wasn’t Staying in Mexico” Cruz

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 18th