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Latest Ted Cruz Stories
  • WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 21: U.S. President Donald Trump takes a question from a reporter during a news conference in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on January 21, 2025 in Washington, DC. Trump announced an investment in artificial intelligence (AI) infrastructure and took questions on a range of topics including his presidential pardons of Jan. 6 defendants, the war in Ukraine, cryptocurrencies and other topics. (Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

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  • Ted Cruz speaking during the 2024 Texas Senate race debate

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  • Texas Republican Senators John Cornyn and Ted Cruz

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  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Denim Chicken. Image: FX.

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  • Ted Cruz speaks on stage at a political rally.

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    By Nov 10th
     
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    By Oct 24th
     
  • Ted Cuz smirks, holding his phone and wearing airpods in a Senate hallway

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    By Sep 27th
     
  • From the Senate, Ted Cruz speaks in front of a big stupid posterboard with a graphic of Joe Biden on it

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  • Ted Cruz stares into space suring a press conference in front of a backdrop of an image of the US Capitol

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    By May 26th
     
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