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Latest Ted Cruz Stories
Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy
By
Julia Glassman
Mar 10th
Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Nov 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?
By
Vivian Kane
Nov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York
By
Vivian Kane
Oct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools
By
Vivian Kane
Sep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard
By
Vivian Kane
May 26th
Things We Saw Today: More Epic Casting News For Bong Joon-Ho’s New Sci-Fi Film
By
Alyssa Shotwell
May 20th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6
By
Vivian Kane
May 10th
Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race
By
Rachel Leishman
Mar 24th
Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by
SNL
as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing
Sesame Street
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Nov 14th
Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Nov 12th
Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is
By
Briana Lawrence
Nov 8th
No One Is Buying Ted Cruz’s Book Except for Ted Cruz
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 20th
Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 29th
Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 14th
Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy
By
Lyra Hale
Jun 29th
Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jun 15th
Things We Saw Today: Ted Cruz’s Sexism Showed in His Support of a … Russian Military Ad?
By
Rachel Leishman
May 20th
Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment
By
Lyra Hale
May 4th
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