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Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment

By Lyra HaleMay 4th
Ted Cruz Caught Napping During Presidential Address, Probably Dreaming of Cancun

By Lyra HaleApr 29th
Ted Cruz’s Argument Against Gun Control Could Do With Some Self-Awareness

By Vivian KaneMar 24th
That’s Not How Star Wars Works, Ted Cruz

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 26th
Daisy Ridley Isn’t Here For Ted Cruz’s Dig at Rey

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 24th
Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

By Vivian KaneFeb 23rd
Cancún Ted Cruz Really Should Be Practicing Self-Quarantine, Not Having a Photo-Op

By Lyra HaleFeb 22nd
Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Bring Out the Chat Receipts and Expose More Lies

By Lyra HaleFeb 19th
Everyone Is Making Fun of Ted “I Wasn’t Staying in Mexico” Cruz

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 18th
Ted Cruz Goes to Cancun During Deadly Ice Storm. What a POS.

By Lyra HaleFeb 18th
Stop Talking About Star Wars, Ted Cruz and the Trump Fan Posse

By Rachel LeishmanFeb 11th
Ted Cruz Demonstrates Once Again That There’s Not a Single Piece of Pop Culture He Actually Understands

By Vivian KaneFeb 2nd
AOC Slams Ted Cruz on Twitter Over His Role in the Capitol Riots

By Chelsea SteinerJan 28th
Ted Cruz Compares Journalists to the Borg, Clearly Doesn’t Understand Star Trek

By Chelsea SteinerJan 26th
Seth Rogen Repeatedly Schooling Ted Cruz on Twitter Is Proof We Don’t Have Time for Fascists

By Lyra HaleJan 26th
Seth Rogen Schools Failed Fascist Ted Cruz on Twitter To Our Delight

By Chelsea SteinerJan 21st
Ted Cruz Jokes About COVID-19 as Cases Skyrocket Across the Country

By Chelsea SteinerNov 10th
LOL: Ted Cruz Mocked for Worrying Charles Manson, Who Is Dead, Might Vote

By Rachel LeishmanOct 14th
Professional Ignoramus Ted Cruz Just Called Contraception “Abortion-Inducing Drugs”

By Vivian KaneOct 13th
The Princess Bride Cast Reunites to Troll Ted Cruz on Twitter

By Chelsea SteinerSep 6th