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Latest Ted Cruz Stories
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    Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy

    By Julia GlassmanMar 10th
     
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    Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory

    By Alyssa ShotwellNov 10th
     
  • Ted Cruz speaks on stage at a political rally.

    The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

    By Vivian KaneNov 10th
     
  • Ted Cruz walks alone through the Capitol holding a cup of coffee.

    Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York

    By Vivian KaneOct 24th
     
  • Ted Cuz smirks, holding his phone and wearing airpods in a Senate hallway

    Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools

    By Vivian KaneSep 27th
     
  • From the Senate, Ted Cruz speaks in front of a big stupid posterboard with a graphic of Joe Biden on it

    Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth

    By Vivian KaneJul 12th
     
  • Ted Cruz stares into space suring a press conference in front of a backdrop of an image of the US Capitol

    Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard

    By Vivian KaneMay 26th
     
  • Bong Joon-Ho and all his Oscar babies

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    By Alyssa ShotwellMay 20th
     
  • Ted Cruz gestures while speaking into a microphone

    Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

    By Vivian KaneMay 10th
     
  • Ted Cruz walks alone through the Capitol holding a cup of coffee.

    Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race

    By Rachel LeishmanMar 24th
     
  • Aidy Bryant as Ted Cruz and Cecily Strong as Majorie Taylor Greene on Saturday Night Live

    Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by SNL as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing Sesame Street

    By Kaila Hale-SternNov 14th
     
  • Big Bird at a podium in front of a campaign sign. (Image: Sesame Street and Big Bird For Senate Campaign.)

    Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate

    By Alyssa ShotwellNov 12th
     
  • Ted Cruz and Big Bird

    Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is

    By Briana LawrenceNov 8th
     
  • Ted Cruz walks alone through the Capitol holding a cup of coffee.

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    By Vivian KaneAug 20th
     
  • Ted Cruz looks confused while sitting in the Senate chamber

    Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist

    By Vivian KaneJul 29th
     
  • Ted Cruz smiles as he goes up an escalator.

    Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State

    By Vivian KaneJul 14th
     
  • Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, talks during the confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett

    Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy

    By Lyra HaleJun 29th
     
  • Ted Cruz looks directly into the camera while reaching for his coffee during a Senate hearing.

    Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning

    By Chelsea SteinerJun 15th
     
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    By Rachel LeishmanMay 20th
     
  • WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 04: Senate Judiciary Subcommittee Chairman Ted Cruz (R-TX) questions witnesses during a hearing about

    Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment

    By Lyra HaleMay 4th
     
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