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Latest Ted Cruz Stories
‘Spineless simps’: MAGA Congress members are roasted for overlooking Trump’s lawlessness
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 28th
‘Desperate for relevance’: Texas’ Republican senator hurls crude joke at Morning Joe hosts over Trump visit
By
Kahron Spearman
Dec 5th
‘There’s one smart one in the family?’: The daughter of a hated politician doesn’t approve of her dad supporting Trump
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Nov 11th
‘Y’all watched him abandon everyone to die’: Americans can’t believe that this United States senator was re-elected
By
Rachel Leishman
Nov 7th
The most idiotic of memes found its way into the new Netflix Zodiac Killer documentary
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 31st
‘Cruz has long embraced a politics of division’: Texas’ biggest newspaper slams Ted Cruz, endorses his opponent
By
Maggie Mead
Oct 22nd
‘Why do you keep asking me that?’: Ted Cruz won’t tell you his stance on abortion no matter how many times you ask
By
Maggie Mead
Oct 19th
GOP Senators in Texas Want All of the Credit, None of the Responsibility for Deadly Abortion Laws
By
Britt Hayes
Dec 14th
Ted Cruz Is Being a Drama Queen Over Two Beers
By
Kate Hudson
Aug 31st
Ted Cruz Is Big Mad Donald Trump Keeps Getting Indicted for Crimes
By
Kate Hudson
Aug 15th
Does Ted Cruz Actually Understand What ‘Wicked’ Is About?
By
Rachel Leishman
Jul 5th
Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy
By
Julia Glassman
Mar 10th
Things We Saw Today: Philly Soothes World Series Loss With … Rotisserie Chicken Eating Ceremony Victory
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Nov 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?
By
Vivian Kane
Nov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York
By
Vivian Kane
Oct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools
By
Vivian Kane
Sep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard
By
Vivian Kane
May 26th
Things We Saw Today: More Epic Casting News For Bong Joon-Ho’s New Sci-Fi Film
By
Alyssa Shotwell
May 20th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6
By
Vivian Kane
May 10th
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