Here's your complete guide to everyone you can meet or see at Galaxy's Edge, from the familiar to the new. 

My first reaction to the news was not panic that it could be true, or to take to social media to scream about character assassination. It was a lengthy sigh of "When will the parentage discourse just die?"

J.J. Abrams talked about how they worked with unused footage from The Force Awakens to bring Carrie, and Leia, into The Rise of Skywalker, and then we all fell apart when we saw her hug Rey in the trailer.

File under sentences I never expected to type but hey, it's 2018, I shouldn't be surprised: Waffle House would seem to ship Reylo.

Why would they build up to this big reveal that she actually was from nowhere, born of parents of no note, only to reveal in the next film that Kylo had been lying? It would be a mystery box in a mystery box and too much for the franchise.

There's a new fan theory about who could be Rey's parents—two characters that we already know.

Star Wars ships. Inevitably, someone dies, someone's related to the other person, or they break up because their child decides to go be a space fascist. It's never a good time to fall in love while fighting a rebellion in space.

I'm not a cosplayer, so I'm not generally in the market for screen-accurate costume pieces as such. However, I am a geek, and I do love fashion that recalls a character in a TV show or film without being too obvious about it. The Rey-inspired Scavenger boots from Po-Zu’s officially licensed Star Wars shoe collection are totally my jam.

Earlier this week, Simon Pegg (no doubt inadvertently) generated a lot of headlines when he implied on a podcast that director J.J. Abrams might've wanted to go a different direction with Rey's parentage than what we saw from Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi.

Space BFFs are back in business.

John Williams's epic score does a lot to make Star Wars what it is, and that's no different with the most recent addition to the franchise, The Last Jedi. Director Rian Johnson even shared a video of Williams doing his thing, but what would the movie be like with some ... different musical stylings? The perfect Friday Twitter thread has us covered.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson spent a lot of time considering the hot-button question of Rey's parentage.

One of the biggest fan theory debates between The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi was the identity of Rey's parents. The loss of them was shown to be a traumatic experience, and part of the reason she was still on Jakku was that she was waiting for them to return. Because of this, fans took that to mean that Rey was a secret Skywalker or Solo or Kenobi, especially with Kylo Ren/Ben Solo being the villain. And they had reasons to think that was at least possible.

Now, I’m not here to say The Last Jedi was a perfect movie. It certainly was not, but it was a fantastic movie that will mark a turning point in how future Star Wars movies will be shaped—which will, in its way, shape the future of sci-si film in general.

A lot of criticism and praise has been flung both ways when it comes to The Last Jedi. I personally loved the movie, and while I am open to hearing other people's opinions, some of the backlash has been, for a lack of a better word, extra, from alt-right groups wanting to bash the movie because of too many brown people and too many women in charge in their space films. Yet, I think it is unfair to lump all criticism as just the rantings of white dudes.

Now that many Star Wars fans have seen The Last Jedi, it's time for everyone to weigh in on what they think of Rey's development at this point in the franchise. Some, like Daisy Ridley, see her as a heroine who is all the more important because she is an average person upon whom greatness is thrust. Others, from the sexist, whiny fanboy contingent of Star Wars fandom, see her as everything they hate about the current crop of Star Wars films. Le sigh.

It's hard to know where to start reviewing The Last Jedi, because so much happens in this movie that I have whiplash. But I'm happy about it. The Mary Sue's spoiler-free review, ahead.