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Meet the Raccoon Replacing Ben Affleck as Dunkin’ Mascot

By May 19th
Monday Cute: The Complete Saga of the Raccoon That Stole the Internet’s Heart

By Jun 18th
Monday Cute: Therapy Raccoon Gives Sick Woman New Lease on Life

By Mar 28th
Guy Tries To Shoot Raccoon, Sneezes, Shoots Himself Instead

By Aug 27th
A Polite Discussion on How to Properly Throw a Raccoon

By Jul 22nd
Relax With This Adorable Animal Supercut [Video]

By Feb 18th
Raccoons Take Over Tower Crane, Delay Construction of Apartment Complex

By Feb 7th