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Michigan Woman Compares an Old Pair of Old Navy Pants to a New One. Then She Realizes Something Is Seriously Wrong

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 5th
Woolworths Grocery Employee Fired for Allegedly Not Covering His Butt Crack. Then the Real Crack Gets Investigated

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 27th
California woman rips her pants, her co-workers notice and point it out, now she says she has to quit her job: ‘the photo was absolutely necessary’

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 23rd
Dammit Snopes, Just Let Us Pretend Donald Trump Doesn’t Know How To Wear Pants

By Vivian Kane Jun 7th
America, Please Put on Some Pants for Your Zoom Calls

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 28th
World’s Oldest Pants Discovered, Shed Light on Pants History

By Carolyn Cox Jun 3rd
Is the Norwegian Curling Team Wearing Illegal Pants? (Probably Not, We Hope)

By Victoria McNally Feb 13th
Absurd And Expensive Glow-In-The-Dark Pants Are Probably The Next Big Thing

By Erin Podolak Aug 10th
Things We Saw Today: Nobody Gets Pants (Except for Wonder Woman)

By Jamie Frevele Aug 4th
Things We Saw Today: A New Poster For The Muppets

By Jamie Frevele Jul 11th