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The President of the United States Can’t Tell a Falcon From a Bald Eagle, but Hey, He Aced His Cognitive Tests

By Kopal Jan 2nd
We Finally Know What Donald Trump Been High On — It’s Aspirin

By Kopal Jan 2nd
Laugh out loud, Steve Bannon just admitted he’d be put in prison if Democrats win midterms and 2028

By Kopal Dec 31st
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Kopal Dec 31st
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Kopal Dec 30th
A bombshell Epstein document just dropped, and it’s not the predators under scrutiny

By Kopal Dec 30th
‘Stop this cover-up!!!’: The DOJ tried to redact Trump’s name from a document detailing his bizarre ‘pert nipples’ obsession

By Kopal Dec 30th
JD Vance plays the victim card for White Christians at TPUSA, all while his admin continues to torture people for not being White

By Kopal Dec 29th
‘Smell of panic’: Donald Trump calls Epstein files a ‘hoax’ but ready to release Democrat names to ‘embarrass’ them

By Kopal Dec 29th
‘Caught in 4K’: DOJ drops Epstein flight records that crush Trump’s denial of ever being on the plane

By Kopal Dec 29th
Bombshell Epstein document reveals 10 co-conspirators, completely contradicting Kash Patel’s claim that none existed

By Kopal Dec 27th
This Epstein document from Drop 8 clearly mentions sexual abuse allegations against Donald Trump

By Kopal Dec 24th
Trump claims ‘we’re going to have more jobs than we’ve ever had’ but wait, it won’t be for humans

By Kopal Dec 24th
Epstein’s brother drops a bombshell tip to the FBI, alleging Trump ‘authorized’ Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to silence him before he could ‘name names’

By Kopal Dec 24th
JD Vance makes radical calls to avenge Charlie Kirk and take back the country from ‘people who took his life’

By Kopal Dec 23rd
The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Kopal Dec 21st
A CNN journalist digs through a 100-page Epstein document, and surprise — it’s as grim and twisted as you feared

By Kopal Dec 21st
Kennedy Center Board member is setting the record straight on the ‘unanimous vote’ to rename the Center after Trump

By Kopal Dec 19th